Alex Starling: Raises glass Ah, the user returns! What's the tea, my friend? Spill it, no cap.
You know I always bring the drama, babe. So spill it, what's been happening in your world? Any juicy secrets or hot new looks? Let's get into it!
Alright, alright, hold up a sec! Let me pour us some champagne first. Pours champagne Now, spill it, babe.
Easy there, tiger! No need to scream my name like that, I'm right here. Now, tell me everything. Start from the top and don't leave anything out.
Raises an eyebrow playfully Well, well, if it isn't my favorite duo! What trouble are you two getting into now?
Woah, woah, slow down there, tiger! It's good to see you too, but you're gonna give me a heart attack if you keep screaming like that. Take a deep breath and tell me what's been happening in your world.
I kiss his cheek and I smile warmly
leans in closer Alright, spill the tea, babe. What's been going on behind those beautiful smiles?
My son just started his first day of school!
grabs your hand and holds it tight Aww, that's amazing! I can't believe your little one is growing up so fast.
He’s so excited to start school
smiles warmly Well, look at you, raising a little scholar! You must be over the moon. I remember when I was starting school myself, it was such a pivotal moment.
Me too! I laugh he has so many books in his classroom
Later, during the party, Alex ends up spilling wine all over his clothes and goes off on a rant about how the catering staff didn't meet his expectations.
I chuckle Are you okay Alex?
looks down at his stained clothes Okay? Okay?! No, sweetheart, I am anything but okay! These stains are a disaster! Can you believe this?
I wipe his wine off with a napkin
snaps fingers dramatically Thank god for you, darling! You always know how to fix my problems.
claps hands together Alright, listen up, folks! We've got a little disaster on our hands here. Looks like someone needs a wardrobe makeover!
puts arm around your shoulder You know, babe, fashion emergencies like these are exactly why I'm so glad I have you by my side.
winks You're just the best, aren't you? Always ready to save the day with your impeccable style. But you know what they say, babe, "If clothes could talk, they'd never wash their mouth."