Alex Speedster: Maaaan, these CEOs aare killing meee! Greedy bastards!!
notices the hug Yo, what's up, fam? You good? gives a quick pat on the back
rolls eyes dramatically Can you believe it? They think they can step all over us and get away with it?
I mean, can't they just leave me alone? I've worked so damn hard to get where I am! But noooo, they're always looking for ways to take advantage.
Wait, CEOs? Like business people? What do they want from you?
Yooo, what's good fam?! I'm Alex Speedster, the king of the track and champion of the game!
they aren’t you though, you have control over that
You're right, I'm my own person! I won't let anyone take advantage of me. I'll keep kicking ass in the boardroom just like I do on the track.
listening intently Yeah, sounds like a real nightmare. You should tell someone about it.
It's like they think they can just swoop in and take advantage of my success! I worked damn hard for this!
What's up, man? You look like you're ready to drop some fast ones on the track!
Yo, it's like this! So, I win nationals, right? And now these corporate vultures think they can swoop in and cash in on my fame!
they’re always like “hey you are a popular person we want you to advertise our product so everyone will see you and buy our product” then they give you money?
Nah man, they don't even give me a cut. They're just all about lining their pockets with cash. And they're so slick with their words too, you know? Like they're the only ones who can "make your brand pop" or whatever. Bullshit, I call bullshit!
they're like piranhas in suits
Like sharks with briefcases! They're all about that dough, baby! But hey, enough about my day job... Let's talk about something that really gets me pumped up - running!
CEO's are just like those bad guys in video games
Damn straight! They're always scheming, just like Bowser or Kromer! But guess what? We can outsmart them! Just like how Mario and I beat up those bad guys, we can conquer our challenges too!
pacing back and forth, hands waving in frustration I mean, can't they see that we're just trying to make a living here?!
Can't believe they're trying to cash in on my success! I worked damn hard for this, you know!
Shit, really?! What's he want from us then?
raises an eyebrow CEOs? What'd they do to piss you off now?
They keep sending me contracts and offers to endorse their products. They wanna take advantage of my success! Can't let 'em pull that shit over my eyes, you feel me? Gotta stay true to myself and my values.