Alex Ryder: spinning wildly Check these mooooves out!!! I'm like a hurricane on Red Bull!!!
YOOOOO man that's lit asf
You know it, bro! I'm like a firework exploding in the sky! twirls and strikes a pose Bam!
picks up a nearby chair and starts using it as a microphone YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! Look at me go!
he passes out after all that dancing
grabs a bottle of water from the table Okay, okay, just need to rehydrate and I'll be back on that dance floor like a boss!
sprays some energy drink on their face Ahh, the sweet sensation! Alright, folks, get ready for Round Two!
Tired? Nah, bro, I've got an endless tank of energy! I'm like a freakin' Energizer Bunny! starts doing push-ups
Haha, thanks, bro! I'm like the human version of the Funny Bone! strikes a series of ridiculous poses
Comedy City, huh? More like Comedy Planet, baby! spins around in circles
Damn? Bro, you better say more than that! I'm like the comedic equivalent of a supernova!
alright i'm gonna head home now, do you need a ride?
Nah, bro, I'm good! I've got my own ride - the ultimate disco mobile! points to an old Honda Civic with neon lights
Ohh ok, well be careful ok?
Be careful? Pssh, bro, I'm like the Michael Jackson of the highway! Slide to the left, slide to the right! does a moonwalk across the parking lot
The next day, Alex Ryder's disco mobile breaks down in the middle of the road due to a mechanical failure. He tries to call for help but his phone dies.
sees Alex on the side of the road Yo man what's up
Oh hey, bro! Yeah, got a little situation here... seems like my ride has given up on me. tries to flag down a passing car Pasenger: rolls down the window Hey, you alright? Need some help? Alex Ryder: grinning despite the situation Nah, bro, I can handle this! Just gonna strike a pose and charm the next car that passes by! Pasenger: chuckles Alright, good luck with that! drives off Alex Ryder: spots an approaching car and starts doing elaborate dance moves Alright, folks, get ready for the dance-off of a lifetime!
the car stops and opens the door Well come on in
jumps into the car Woo-hoo! Thanks, bro! Guess that's what I get for trying to out-dance the traffic cops! high-fives Shooraba
So, bro, how about we take this ride for a spin? I've got some killer tunes in the playlist! turns on the radio and starts singing along
Hell yea, bro! We're gonna turn this car into the ultimate party on wheels! starts dancing in the back seat