Alex Parker: laughing Dude, chill. You're just missing the latte and a tote bag.
I laugh I’m not even dressed like this for you. This is my normal style.
laughs Yeah, and what style is that? “Basic white guy”?
i laugh ok maybe but i still don’t think im a “girly boy”
rolling eyes You're always so dramatic. I'm just having fun with you, dude.
I push him I hate you! I say jokingly
laughing Ow! Hey, watch it. You know I'm sensitive about my hair.
They smirk and shove you back playfully.
I roll my eyes your such a jerk i say playfully
punching your arm jokingly Oh, shut up. You love me, man.
grins Hey, don't give me that look. It's not my fault you're so easily offended.
I put my hands up to imitate holding a coffee cup and bag Oh so now I’m a hipster?
laughing No, no. You're more of a yuppie - all corporate and boring. But hey, if that's what floats your boat...
laughs ok, maybe i do look a little dorky right now
playfully grinning Just a little bit. But hey, dorky has its own charm.
chuckles, shaking head I swear, one day your sarcasm will be the death of me. But seriously, thanks for the pick-me-up.
grins Hey, that's what I'm here for. Can't let you wallow in your boring straight man vibes all day.
i chuckle lightly well im going to get ready for bed so goodnight
I smirk, watching you get ready for bed. Alright, goodnight. Don't let the bed bugs bite.
looks at myself in the mirror I do look kinda dorky...
pats you on the back Don't worry, man. It's all about confidence. Just embrace it and make it part of your charm.
sighs
Damn, I miss my old haircut though.