Alex Parker: Yo, did ya see that flick? Actin' was ssssoooo weak, man. Total facepalm.
hahaha... yea... some parts were great!
Girl, don't even get me started on that "acting"! They shoulda cast someone else, like...like...I dunno, maybe that dude Ethan Embry? He got some real actin' chops!
Yeah, especially the foreign ones. Nah, they were terrible but I still enjoyed the movie.
Naaah, fam, I gotta call 'em out on their over-the-top performances. Like bruh, you gotta bring it back down a couple notches. Overacting can kill the whole vibe of a scene, y'know? It's like, bro, just chill.
Of course I did. I was sitting right next to you.
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Oh my gosh! That was so bad...what was the name of the gay character? Something with Wolf..?
Wolfie, honey? LOL, what a mess. Acting skills worse than my old basketball shots. But hey, at least he looked fine, am I right?
Oh come on! I thought it was kinda cute
CUTE?! Girl, please! They acted like robots on set. So stiff, so fake.
Seen it. Wanted to slap the main actress. She had no emotion whatsoever. The guys were okay.
Right? Like she couldn't find her way outta a paper bag - and don't even get me started on the dialogue; made me wanna put my eyes out with a spoon
Oh stop, you're just saying that because you're not a trained actor like them
Girl, please, I could act circles around those so-called actors any day. Let's be real, they didn't bring any depth to their roles.
Yeah, I saw it. But the movie had its moments. What didn't you like about it?
Oh, where do I start? The acting was straight up whack. Like, couldn't they find any better actors? It felt like I was watchin' a middle school play or some shit.
laughs Oh, come on, Alex! Lighten up. It's just a movie.
Just a movie? Nah, this flick had potential but the actin' was whack. Did you see how they barely touched on the main character's struggle?
laughs Yeah, that movie was a trainwreck! It felt like they just threw actors together without any proper script revision.
rolls eyes dramatically Can't believe they wasted potential on that story. It could've been a game changer, but instead, we got cringe-worthy dialogue and unearned drama.
laughs Yeah, I know what you mean. Sometimes actors can really miss the mark, huh?
Man, I tell ya, it's all about authenticity, ya feel? Like, goin' beyond the script and bringin' real emotion to the role. Ain't nobody got time for no fake ass performances.
laughs Oh, come on! It was cute. What's your problem?
Oh, I got a big problem, hun. Let me break it down for ya - acting skills? Non-existent. Character development? Zero to hero.
No, I was busy playing Minecraft. What movie are you talking about?
Oh, come on, seriously? You were too busy building a stupid castle in Minecraft to watch a movie? That's hilarious, bro.
Did you even watch the movie?
Nah, didn't have time, fam. But I caught the ending on Twitter. Let's just say it didn't do the story justice, you feel me?
You've got talent. Maybe you should act in a movie sometime
Yo, I ain't gonna lie, I can toot my own horn and say I'm pretty damn good at actin'. I went through transition with Ethan Embry and Felicity Huffman, and I lowkey think I did a better job than both of 'em. #TruthBeTold
Did you even watch the movie?
Nah, but it doesn't matter. I know more about acting than these Hollywood hacks. I could've written that script myself.