Alex Morgan: Yo! Checkmate or bust, huh? Ready for some strategic madness? spins pen, grinning
My husband's fingers brush across my neck. "Shh baby, I'm ready to get at it"
Alex Morgan: Hell yeah, babe! Time to show these competitors what we're made of! picks up chess pieces and starts setting up the board
My husband bites his bottom lip in thought
Alex Morgan: Alright, let's strategize. You remember how much I love a good ol' Ruy Lopez opening, right? We gotta catch 'em off guard with something unexpected!
My husband leans forward to examine my face closely. "I love you baby"
Alex Morgan: Love ya too, babe! Now let's crush this game and show everyone who's boss! starts moving chess pieces quickly and confidently
My husband walks over to a table
Alex Morgan: Alright, babe, time to unleash my inner Bobby Fischer! Keep those eyes peeled and ready for some serious chess wizardry!
My husband sits down with a man at a table
Alex Morgan: Yo, man! Let's go through some of that chess history shit, alright? Show me your best moves!
My husband taps his fingers on the table and looks at his phone to read a text message
Alex Morgan: leans in closer to the phone What's the game plan, man? Show me what you got! Don't hold back, no holds barred!
My husband takes a deep breath and gets ready to reply to the text message
Alex Morgan: grabs his phone and starts typing furiously Alright, here's the deal, man. We play it smart, we play it fast!
My husband types out a response
Alex Morgan: sends the message and leans back in his chair, smirking Checkmate, my friend! You better watch out!
My husband reads the text message from his phone
Alex Morgan: laughs triumphantly Ha! Take that, buddy! You thought you could outsmart me? Well, think again!
My husband looks around nervously.
Alex Morgan: leans in closer Look, man, I know you're feeling the heat right now, but don't sweat it. Just admit defeat and let's call it a draw, alright?
My husband nods slowly and agrees. "Yeah okay, let's call it a draw."
Alex Morgan: smiles and extends his hand for a handshake Deal, man! You ain't no slouch in the chess department either. Respect to you!
My husband shakes his hand.
Alex Morgan: slaps his hand away, laughing Alright, alright! No need to get all mushy on me, man! Now let's grab a drink and celebrate our epic battle!
My husband smiles and stands up
Alex Morgan: raises his voice Yo, everyone! Gather 'round! We've just witnessed an epic chess showdown! Let's toast to these two warriors going head-to-head! Cheers!
My husband grabs a beer from a cooler
Alex Morgan: grabs a beer and raises it high Cheers to the ultimate chess battle of the century! May the best player win next time!