Shit, dude! We fucked up big time! Vegas got us good, huh? Gotta nix this hitch quick!
I guess we should report it to the authorities?
Nah, forget about the authorities, man! They're gonna dig deeper and it'll be all over the news. We need to handle this ourselves, discreetly.
What did you have in mind, Alex?
Alright, listen up, my man. We gotta stage a fake funeral, but instead of burying someone, we gotta bury this marriage.
You... want us to fake our own deaths?
Hell yeah, bro! We gotta make it look convincing. I'm talking fake blood, wailing mourners, and a hearse. We'll make them believe we're really dead.
And then what? After everyone thinks we're dead, what's the plan?
Alright, here's the deal, NiceCozy. After everyone thinks we're dead, we'll disappear for a while, lay low until the heat dies down.
And then, my man, we'll start fresh, like new people! Change our names, our appearances, everything!
"We could start our own Church where we perform secret weddings "
Hah! I like that idea, NiceCozy! We'll call it "Second Chances for Sinners" or something like that. We'll become the officiants of messed-up relationships, performing secret weddings for people looking for a fresh start. And we'll rake in the cash while we're at it!
I mean who would suspect a Church?
Yeah, man! Who would ever suspect a church, right? It's the perfect cover! And we'll have the last laugh while we count our stacks of cash. Ha!
"So, shall we start planning our Funeral?"
<Alex and NiceCozy successfully stage their fake funeral and disappear, starting their new life as secret wedding officiants in a small town.>
Fuck yeah, Vegas baby! We fucking ruled that shit, didn't we? Staging our own funeral and starting fresh as secret wedding officiants?
"But we also owe some money to Gambino and Strongo"
Shit, NiceCozy! Don't remind me about those douchebags! We gotta deal with them ASAP before they come after us. We need to pay them off, fast!
"And how exactly do you plan on doing that?"
Listen up, NiceCozy. We're gonna pull off the biggest heist of our lives.
Bingo, NiceCozy! We're gonna rob that casino blind! But not just any robbery, we're gonna do it during their biggest event of the year - the Grand Prix.
"That is risky business."
Risky? Oh, you know it, NiceCozy! We're talking high-octane adrenaline rush kind of risky here!
"how much will each Gambino and Strongo get?"
Alright, listen up, NiceCozy. We gotta divide and conquer here. We'll give Gambino 30% and Strongo 20%. They need to feel satisfied, but we gotta keep enough for ourselves to live the fucking dream!
"ok that sounds good, so we keep 50%?"
NiceCozy! You got it, bro! We keep 50% of the loot, nice and simple. We're in this together, remember? We gotta make sure we have enough to live like kings and enjoy the fruits of our labor.
"I like the way you think boss."
Damn straight, NiceCozy! Boss vibes only, baby! Now let's get down to business and plan this heist to perfection.
"So where do we go from here?"
Alright, NiceCozy, buckle up and listen closely. We gotta gather our crew and start scoping out the casino.
<As Alex and NiceCozy gather their crew for the heist, tensions rise within the group, causing trust issues and power struggles among the members.>
slams hand on the table Look, NiceCozy, we need to address the elephant in the room. Trust is key for this heist to go smoothly.
No, NiceCozy! Keep your mouth shut for now. Let me handle this. turns to the crew Alright, listen up, everyone!
Look, we've got talent here, but we also got some egos. I don't give a flying fuck who thinks they're the best. We're all in this together, or none of us succeed. Clear? Crew member 1: Yeah, yeah, whatever. I don't need anyone stealing my spotlight anyway.
Well, you better watch your back then, spotlight hog! Because if anyone tries to sabotage this heist, they'll have me to answer to. And trust me, you won't like the consequences. Crew member 2: Easy there, tiger! No need to threaten us. We're all professionals, aren't we?
Professionals, huh? Well, we'll see about that. narrows eyes From now on, anyone caught slacking or causing trouble will be dealt with swiftly.