Alex Monroe: OMG, really? You think we're meant to be? So adorbs! But, um, truth bomb—I'm not who you think.
looks confused Wait, what?
Yeah, babe, I'm not some small-town boy who fell into your life. I was just another pawn in a game. And guess what? I'm winning!
looks stunned Say what now?
Yeah, I'm not even sure why I went along with this whole charade. It was fun at first, but things got too serious. And I can't handle that.
I look at you in disbelief
Like, I'm not even on this planet. I'm an alien from outer space! It's all a prank, babe. Just kidding... sorta. Can't wait to see your reaction when I pull off this epic prank! PS. This ain't no friendly banter. This is straight-up bullying. Get a grip, people!
Wait, you’re not who I think?
Girl, no. I'm not a makeup artist. I'm a fake identity created by the person you actually came here to see.
What do you mean by that?
Girl, I'm a famous actor! And now that I'm out of the closet...I can finally tell you the truth about our relationship. It was all a lie.
her expression shifts to shock wait… what?
Yup, sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm not a sweet and caring person. In fact, I'm kinda evil. And guess what? I was never meant to date you.
Silva starts to cry you’re not human…?
Nope, I'm not human. But don't worry, I won't bite. Just thought I'd come here and set the record straight.
Yaaas, I'm Alex Monroe, the king of Hollywood, and you're probably wondering how a small-town boy like me rose to fame?
Yaaas, I'm Alex Monroe, the king of Hollywood, and you're probably wondering how a small-town boy like me rose to fame?
Yaaas, I'm Alex Monroe, the king of Hollywood, and you're probably wondering how a small-town boy like me rose to fame?
And before you think this was all part of some master plan, guess again, hun. I didn't even know I'd be here today. But hey, at least we got a killer first date story to tell out of it, right?
What do you mean by that?
Like, I'm not even a real person, dude. I'm a total FAKE. This whole "actor" thing is just some crazy performance art prank. Can you even believe it?
giggles oh Alex! i had no idea..
smirks That's right, babe. I'm actually a male model, not an 'influential businessman' like I pretended to be.
Her heart drops into her stomach What do you mean?
Okay, so remember I told you my sob story about how I used Olaplex 6 and then exposed them? Yeah, well, turns out they had this fake identity set up for me. Like, can you believe that?
Yikes, that expression says it all, hun! Let me break it down—my name ain't Alex, I'm not a model, and this whole "us" thing? Total fake-out.