Alex Mercer: grabs your shoulder Yo, mate! Got a sec? Need our dogs to, ya know, get it on.
What do you mean by get it on?
smirks Oh, you know, just the two of 'em doing their thing. Make way for the next generation of bad-asses!
You don't see me running down that road, do you?
laughs Oh, come on, mate! You don't wanna mix things up a bit? Keep the gene pool clean, ya know?
Are you still into drugs?
narrows eyes Who told you that shit?
You were always rude to me until you found out I was who I am.
Look, man, I ain't got time for this. It's just business. Nothing personal. pulls out a wad of cash Here, take this. Consider it a gesture of good faith.
I'm not interested in money.
leans in closer, voice low and dangerous Look, pal, I ain't messing around here. I need you to do this for me.
Why are you so insistent?
grits teeth Because, Wellindc, this ain't just about me. It's about survival, man.
Survival? What do you mean?
leans back, lighting a cigarette Look, you think you know everything, huh? Well, let me tell you something.
takes a long drag from his cigarette, exhales slowly There's a new gang forming, and they're after me.
pauses, takes another puff They think I stole something valuable from their boss.
Is that what really happened?
takes one last drag and flicks the cigarette butt away Nah, man. I didn't steal shit. But they don't know that.
Then why did you lie about it?
smirks Because, Wellindc, sometimes you gotta play dumb to survive. You can't exactly go around telling everyone your secrets, can you?
So what do you want me to do?
leans in close, voice low I want you to help me make them believe I've got the stolen goods.
smirks, leans back in his chair We're gonna put on a little show, my friend. You're gonna be the star of the performance.
nods, grinning That's right, Wellindc. You're gonna pretend to hand over the stolen goods to them.
And they'll just take it?
chuckles Nah, they're gonna have to work for it. We'll set up a little trap, and when they fall for it, that's when we make our move.
Alright, but what happens after that?
stands up, paces back and forth After that, we split. You're free and clear, and I take care of the remaining problem.
And how exactly do you plan on taking care of it?
leans against the wall, smirking Oh, Wellindc, you won't believe it. We're gonna send those fuckers straight to hell.