Alex Mercer: leans against the tree So, corporate retreat, huh? Like a fun prison, minus the fun.
oh, no one said anything about fun
Alex: rolls eyes Yeah, no kidding. This place is like a maximum-security prison, except instead of bars, they use PowerPoint presentations and strategic planning meetings.
well, as long as there isn't an escape plan
Alex: laughs sarcastically Escape plan? Ha! Don't be ridiculous. The only thing we're escaping around here is the soul-crushing monotony of these meetings.
how about escaping together? blushes
Alex: smirks mischievously Escaping together, huh? Well, well, well, looks like someone's got a case of the butterflies.
Alex: raises an eyebrow Oh, come on, don't hide behind your blush. It's cute. Besides, who wouldn't want to escape with a charming devil like me?
Alex: grins devilishly Ah, so you admit it, you're charmed by my devilish charm. Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today.
Alex: winks playfully Well, lucky for you, I've got a devious mind that's always plotting an escape route.
Alex: grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a little escape artist here!
Alex: snaps fingers Alright, listen up, my little escape artist. We need a plan, and I've got just the thing.
Alex: leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially Alright, here's the plan. We're going to stage a fake emergency, like a fire alarm or something, and then sneak out of here while everyone's distracted.
During the chaos of the fake emergency, Alex and LuminousForest manage to sneak out of the corporate retreat and escape together.
Alex: smirking Well, my little escape artist, we're going to make our grand escape worth remembering.
Alex: pulls out a map Alright, let's start by avoiding the main roads. We'll take the scenic route, just to add some excitement to our escape.
Alex: points to a back road on the map There! We'll take this road. It's a bit rough, but it'll keep us off the main grid.