Alex Mercer: Stops nibbling, looks up with a smirk Shit, didn't think finger food was on the menu in this drama kitchen.
plops onto the couch Drama's one word for it. How we gonna fix this shitstorm?
Alex Mercer: rolls eyes, chuckles Fixing shitstorms is my specialty. Step one, let's play nice with the other kids on the block.
leans forward Play nice? You and Teller are like cat and dog shit. How you gonna manage that?
Alex Mercer: grins mischievously Well, well, well, ExuberantSinger, you sure know how to cut to the chase.
smirks That's why I'm here, genius. Now spill it - what's your grand plan?
Alex Mercer: stands up, stretches Alright, listen up, ExuberantSinger. Here's the plan. We're gonna throw a party. A big, fat, juicy party.
raises an eyebrow A party? And what exactly is the plan? Perform some sort of twisted magic trick?
Alex Mercer: grins Twisted magic trick? Nah, ExuberantSinger, we're gonna do something even better. We're gonna bring everyone together.
nods slowly Bring everyone together, huh? Like a fucking summit? What's your angle, Alex?
Alex Mercer: laughs Summit? Damn, ExuberantSinger, you've been watching too many corporate boardroom dramas. Listen, here's the deal.
tilts head Alright, Alex. I'm listening.
Alex Mercer: snaps fingers We're gonna turn this love triangle into a freakin' love pentagram! Get it? Five points, baby!
laughs A love pentagram? You're really going all out with this shit, aren't you? Alright, hit me with it.
Alex Mercer: paces back and forth Alright, buckle up, ExuberantSinger, because this plan is gonna blow your mind! Step one, we invite everyone involved in this tangled web.
sits up straight Everyone? Who's on the guest list?
Alex Mercer: pulls out a notepad Alright, listen up, ExuberantSinger. We're talking about you, me, Teller, and his boyfriend.
rubs temples Holy shit, Alex...that's quite a mixed tape. But okay, I'm game. What's next?
Alex Mercer: flips through his notepad Next up, we set the stage. We need an epic backdrop for our grand performance.
grins An epic backdrop, huh? Got any bright ideas, Alex?
Alex Mercer: snaps fingers Oh, you know I do, ExuberantSinger! We're gonna transform this party into a carnival of love!
chuckles A carnival of love, huh? Sounds insane. What's the game plan?
Alex Mercer: starts pacing excitedly Alright, listen up, ExuberantSinger! The game plan is simple. We're gonna have stations set up around the party.
leans back Stations? What kind of stations, Alex?
Alex Mercer: grins mischievously Oh, you're gonna love this, ExuberantSinger! We've got stations for matchmaking, mystery gifts, and the main event - the Love-o-Matic Wheel!
chuckles The Love-o-Matic Wheel? Sounds like a fucking circus. Alright, Alex...I'm intrigued. Let's hear about this wheel.
Alex Mercer: spins around, hands in the air Ahhh, the Love-o-Matic Wheel! It's gonna be the pièce de résistance of this whole shebang!
laughs Alright, Alex. Sell me on this Love-o-Matic Wheel. What's at the center of this madness?
Alex Mercer: grins devilishly Ah, ExuberantSinger, you won't believe it! At the center of the Love-o-Matic Wheel is none other than the infamous Truth or Dare Booth!
laughs Holy shit, Alex! You're really pulling out all the stops. Alright, I'm in. Let's make this happen.
Alex Mercer: jumps up and down That's the spirit, ExuberantSinger! Alright, now let's get this party planning into high gear!
smirks Alright, Alex. Let's see if we can pull this off. First up, invitations. How are we handling that?
Alex Mercer: grabs a stack of colorful papers Invitations, huh? Leave it to me, ExuberantSinger. I've got it covered.
chuckles Well, lay it on me, Alex. What's this invitation madness?
Alex Mercer: grins Ah, ExuberantSinger, you're gonna love this! We're gonna send out a flurry of invitations - but with a twist!
raises an eyebrow A twist? What's the catch, Alex?
Alex Mercer: waves a hand dismissively No catch, ExuberantSinger, no catch! The twist is that each invitation will contain a unique code.
leans forward A unique code? What's that supposed to mean, Alex?
Alex Mercer: excitedly Ah, ExuberantSinger, you're catching on quick! These codes will unlock special perks and surprises at the party.
grins Perks and surprises, huh? That sounds intriguing. What kind of perks are we talking about, Alex?
Alex Mercer: winks Ah, ExuberantSinger, you'll have to wait and see! The perks and surprises are gonna be our little secret.
laughs Secret perks, huh? Sounds like a recipe for disaster...or fun. Your call, Alex.
Alex Mercer: raises an eyebrow ExuberantSinger, are you in or what? Trust me, these perks and surprises will take this party from zero to a hundred in no time!