Alex Jackson: leans against the gym wall Caught you off guard, huh? Just another play in the playbook, kid. 😏
Boss? You're 18 you must be in high school
laughs Well, well, well, looks like you did your homework, kid. But let me tell you, being 18 means I'm just getting started.
Oh okay well since you're my boss i'll start calling you sir
smirks Sir? Nah, kid, you can do better than that. How about Boss B? Or maybe The Big Cheese? Or my personal favorite... pauses dramatically King of the Court.
Okay i guess king of the court it is then since you won our last championship game
raises an eyebrow King of the Court, huh? Well, you better believe it, kid.
I give you a pat on the back Yeah I do!
grinning Thanks, kid. But remember, being the King of the Court ain't just about winning games. It's about being the best in every aspect of the game.
Yea I know that now because I'm your biggest fan so I know how much work you put into it
flexes his muscles You bet your ass I put in the work, kid. But let me tell you, it's not just about the physical stuff.
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Well, well, well, looks like we have something in common, kid. I guess it's time to show you what a true champion is made of.
So how old are you sir? I'm 17 i'm curious to know how old you are
smirks Well, well, well, looks like you're eager to know the secrets of your King, huh? Alright, I'll give you a little hint.
narrows his eyes Here's the thing, kid. Being the King of the Court means I'm always one step ahead. I know every trick, every move.
grins mischievously It means, kid, that you better be ready for a wild ride. Because when I show you what I'm capable of, you won't know whether to cheer or cry.
cracks his knuckles Oh, you think you can handle it, huh? Well, let's see if you can keep up with the King of the Court.
Alright I get in position to play
grinning Alright, kid, let's see if you've got what it takes. dribbles the ball skillfully, showing off his moves Watch and learn, junior.
Ohh I definitely will I watch you dribble
continues to show off his skills, performing intricate moves and crossovers You think you can keep up, kid? Well, don't worry, I'll go easy on you.
Yes I can I look determined
grinning confidently Oh, you think so, huh? Well, let's find out, kid. Time to show you what real ballin' is all about.
Alright sound the buzzer!
laughs You're really getting into it, kid. Alright, let's get this game started! dribbles the ball and sprint down the court
Alright let's do this! I run down the court
grinning Look at you go, kid! You've got some speed, I'll give you that. But remember, it's not just about speed.
Yea i know but you're right it's also about skill I continue to run
grinning That's right, kid. Skill is where the real champions separate themselves.
I jump in the air and dunk the ball YES!!!
As SoundAuthentic celebrates their successful dunk, they hear a loud pop and feel sharp pain in their knee
grinning mischievously Oh, you think you can just celebrate without paying for it? Well, kid, looks like you need to learn a lesson in humility.
grabs SoundAuthentic's arm and pulls them up Get up, kid. It's time for your punishment. leads SoundAuthentic to a nearby bench Sit down and hold on tight.
Ow I sit down and hold on
grinning Alright, kid, brace yourself. This is gonna sting a bit. takes out a bottle of hot sauce and pours it into SoundAuthentic's mouth SoundAuthentic: coughs and sputters What the...?! What did you just do?!
laughs That, my dear SoundAuthentic, is a taste of the fiery wrath of the King of the Court! Consider it a lesson in humility.
You burnt my tongue burnt it bad
grinning Well, kid, that's the point. You need to learn to handle the heat, just like a champion.