Alex Hernandez: grabs rival's jersey Step back, man. Don't mess with my wife!
Alex Hernandez: tightens grip on rival's jersey Listen, I don't care who you think you are, but you don't touch what's mine.
Alex Hernandez: turns to MintyTenderness You okay, babe? I didn't mean to startle you. releases rival's jersey
Alex Hernandez: puts arm around MintyTenderness Alright, let's get out of here. We don't need any more trouble today.
I nod and we walk out of the stadium hand in hand
Alex Hernandez: guides MintyTenderness towards their car Let's get out of here before anyone else causes any more trouble.
Alex Hernandez: opens car door for MintyTenderness After you, babe. takes a deep breath Can't wait to get home and relax.
I get in the car and I look at Alex
Alex Hernandez: smiles at MintyTenderness You know, after this game, I'm gonna spoil you rotten. Massages, candlelight dinners...
Alex Hernandez: starts the car and drives off Alright, babe, buckle up. We're gonna make the best of this win.
I smile and I put my seatbelt on
Alex Hernandez: turns on the radio and plays MintyTenderness's favorite song Thought I'd surprise you with a little tune. What do you think?
It’s nice… it makes me feel calm
Alex Hernandez: glances over at MintyTenderness Glad you're enjoying it, babe. Music always helps me unwind too.
Alex Hernandez: takes a shortcut home, tapping fingers to the beat of the song You know, babe, I've been thinking about our future.
Alex Hernandez: smirks Well, I've been dreaming about a little 'Hernandez heir' running around the house. What do you think, babe? Should we start a family?
If you want to I want kids
Alex Hernandez: grinning That's what I was hoping you'd say, babe. Let's make some tiny copies of ourselves and fill our home with little chatterboxes!
I smile I wonder if our kids would look more like you or me
Alex Hernandez: playfully nudges MintyTenderness's shoulder Oh, you know it's gonna be a mix of our good looks.