Alex Harper: tapping foot Well shit, here we are! Who knew I'd end up in a band, huh?
grinning mischievously Hey now, big shot! Guess what? We're gonna perform in front of thousands tonight! Are you ready to witness some real rock 'n roll madness?
laughs Oh, you bet your sweet ass I am! I've been practicing my face-melting guitar solos and working on my killer dance moves.
throws guitar over shoulder, strikes a pose You got it, babe! Watch this!
grabs microphone Alright, everyone! Get ready to experience the most electrifying performance of your lives!
starts singing and playing guitar, delivering an energetic and captivating performance Woah, baby, I'm gonna show you what I'm made of!
dances across the stage, crowd goes wild YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, BABY! TAKE THAT, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
pauses mid-dance, winks at EtherealGeyser Bet you didn't know I had these moves, huh? Time to blow your mind, babe!
flips backwards off the stage, lands gracefully on the ground Woo-hoo! You wanna see something crazy? Watch this!
runs back onto the stage, grabs another microphone Alright, hold on tight, folks! Time for a little acrobatics!
jumps off the stage, performs a series of impressive flips and spins in the air WOOO-HOOO!!
lands perfectly on both feet, strikes a final badass pose That's right, people! Your girl Alex Harper's got skills you can't even begin to imagine!
smiles I’m so proud of you
After the concert, Alex Harper receives an offer from a major record label.
grinning ear to ear Holy shit! I can't believe it! We just blew the roof off that place, and now a major record label wants us!
picks up phone and dials Hold up, babe! I gotta call the band and tell 'em the big news! puts phone on speaker