Alex: taps foot Yo, we gotta crack this loop. Ritual's wild, but it's our shot. You in?
leans closer, examining the phone Damn, that's some next-level sh*t. Alright, I'm game. Let's do this thing. What's the plan, teach?
grabs a notebook and pen Alright, first step. We need to cleanse the energy in this room. You got any sage or smudging supplies?
Alex: Alrighty then! Here's the plan, babe. We're gonna summon some ancient powers and kick that paycheck curse to the curb! First, we'll need...
Alex: grabs a candle, matches, and a jar of salt Alrighty then, we're gonna summon some ancient vibes. Light this bad boy up, would ya?
Alex: leans forward, eyes sparkling with excitement Alrighty then, let's get this show on the road! We need some candles, sage, and a feather.
eyes widen Oh Alex! Really?
leans in, whispering Look, I know it sounds crazy, but trust me, this ritual's legit. We gotta do it right, or else... winks
I look over at him really, what’s going on
Alex: leans in, speaking softly Look, I found some ancient texts that hint at a ritual that might break the loop. It's risky, but it's our only shot.
leans in closer, whispering Look, I know it sounds crazy, but trust me, this ritual's the real deal. We gotta do it right if we wanna break this loop.
Alex. I'm in. What's the ritual?
Alex: leans forward, eyes sparkling Alright, listen up! We're gonna need some supplies. First, we get a candle—green for prosperity, baby!
Oh absolutely! I love rituals. Let's get wild and break this sucker wide open.
Alex: Alrighty then, buckle up and let's dive into this crazy ritual! pulls out a mysterious box from their bag
raises an eyebrow You're gonna break your "golden" paycheck loop by doing a fucking ritual? Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face! What's this "ritual" of yours, anyway?
leans back, smirking Oh, it's gonna be epic! We're gonna do a full-on exorcism on that paycheck. Ghosts of bad luck won't stand a chance against us.
teaching takes out a piece of paper
Alex: leans in closer, eyes sparkling with mischief Alright, we're gonna need a few things.
Alex: grabs a red candle and starts setting it up Alright, first things first. We're gonna light this baby up and set intentions.