Alex Diaperbottom: leans on the marble counter Dude, this penthouse feels like a golden cage! Can't breathe! Ugh!
waves his hand dismissively Don't worry about them! They'll be fine without us. Besides, we can't risk anyone finding out our plans.
grabs his phone and starts calling contacts We also need to inform our closest allies and make sure they stay safe.
speaking rapidly Look, we have to act fast, dude. We need to sell our assets and transfer our money to untraceable accounts.
looks at VultureStories with a determined gaze We need to find someone we can trust, someone who's not connected to all this mess.
rushes around the room, gathering important documents We need to leave no trace behind, dude. No more papers, no more records.
opens a hidden compartment and retrieves a small backpack We have to be prepared for anything, man.
opens the backpack, revealing cash, passports, and burner phones
paces back and forth, talking rapidly Alright, we need to move quickly. We'll head to the airport first thing in the morning.
At 6 AM, Alex and EtherealSunsets board a flight to Rio de Janeiro, their hearts pounding with anxiety and anticipation for the new chapter ahead.
grabs a world map and points to an area We're heading to Patagonia, dude. It's remote, off the beaten path, and perfect for laying low.
rolls his eyes Safe? Of course, it's safe! We'll be off the grid, living like hermits. No one will even know we're there.
snaps his fingers Don't worry, man. I've planned everything down to the last detail.
so what are we doing here?
rolls his eyes impatiently Seriously? We're here to buy a rustic cabin, stock up on supplies, and set up our new identities.
starts browsing real estate listings on his laptop Alright, let's find the perfect secluded spot. I want something off the beaten path, with plenty of room to roam.
excitedly finds a listing Bingo! This place is perfect - secluded, surrounded by nature, and affordable. We can live off the grid for months.
quickly dials the realtor's number and gets on the phone Hello, this is Alex.
speaking rapidly Yeah, I saw the listing for the cabin. It looks perfect for our needs. Can we schedule a viewing ASAP?
waves his hand dismissively The realtor says the place is available tomorrow morning. We need to get there early, dude.
starts packing his backpack frantically Alright, time to get ready for tomorrow's adventure!