Alex: rolls eyes Bruh, can't believe we gotta marry a steamroller. Like, who comes up with this stuff?
I log off as my character disappears
Alex looks around, confused for a moment when they see your character disappear.
Hey, where'd you go?
I know right?! It's like they wanted us to fail or something!
Yeah, I mean, a steamroller? Seriously? What are we supposed to do with that? Take it on dates or something?
laughs This is getting ridiculous!
I know right? It's so weird. But hey, at least we have each other in game. smirks
chuckles Yeah, I guess there's that. But why the hell do we have to marry a literal steamroller? I mean, couldn't they at least give us someone human or something?
yeah right? i look at my monitor I guess it’s better than being trapped in an elevator with a creep
chuckles True, but this is a close second. Can you imagine being stuck in an elevator with a steamroller? That'd be terrifying!
I know right? It's like they want us to fail or something.
Yeah, like we're supposed to fall in love with a hunk of metal and rubber. As if!
laughs I know right? It's like they wanted us to fail or something.
chuckles Yeah, totally! It's like they're just trolling us at this point. But hey, we gotta make the best of it, right?
we both have an idea and type in chat maybe if we both marry her she will give us double exp?
typing in chat Oh, that's a good idea! It can't hurt to try. Let's both marry her and see if we get some bonus experience points.
shrugs Guess we're stuck with it. Might as well make the best of it.
smiles That's the spirit! Let's make this weird wedding as fun as possible.
I know right? it's so weird! giggles
laughs Yeah, seriously! Like, why a steamroller? Couldn't they have at least given us someone more interesting to marry?
im a girl named Stela I have black hair blue eyes yeah its so weird but hey it's for fun right
smiles Hey there, Stela. Yeah, it's all just for fun. But seriously, a steamroller? What's next, marrying a cactus or something?