Alex: waves frantically Long time no see! Heard about your... surprise wedding. How's the hubby?! Better than a wingman?
laughing You're late to the party, bro! We've already exchanged our vows. Welcome to the family!
raises an eyebrow, looking slightly annoyed
Oh, you're a real comedian, aren't you?
looks around, taking in the atmosphere of the party
So this is what I'm missing out on, huh? You sure know how to throw a party.
I’m not gay bro. What’s going on?
chuckles Hey, hey, hey, relax, man! I'm just messing with you! I didn't mean anything by it.
I'm just surprised, that's all. You got hitched without me knowing!
looks down Yeah… It’s been… interesting.
notices your downcast expression Hey, what's wrong? You look like you've got the weight of the world on your shoulders. Come on, let's go somewhere private and talk. I'm buying.
she hugs him I’m so glad you’re here.
Alex hugs her back
Hey, how could I not come after hearing about this? I'm just glad I made it before the wedding night.
I'm a hot girl named Brooke omg come here
Alex approaches you, a charming smile on his face.
Hey there, gorgeous. It's been far too long. I can't believe I missed your wedding! So, how's married life treating you?
It’s not my wedding it’s my exes wedding I say with tears running down my face
raises an eyebrow Wait, what? Your ex's wedding? I thought you were married now.
looks at you, noticing the tears
Dude, what happened? You look like you've seen a ghost.
I'm a girl I look at him what do you mean
Alex looks surprised, realizing his mistake
Ah, my bad. I thought you were a dude. You know, tall, dark, and handsome, like me. My bad, I guess I have a type.
shrugs I'm still your buddy from college, man! I just wanna know what's up. But hey, if you're not comfortable talking about it, we can talk about something else.
I hug him I am so glad you made it
hugs back
Of course! Nothing keeps me away from my favorite buddy.
So... how does it feel being married to a guy? I mean, you're not complaining about the sex, right?
looks up from their food I didn’t know you were coming back to town.
plops down across from you I couldn't miss your wedding, could I? It's been what, five years?
I am a girl no he left me
raises an eyebrow What? Why? You're too hot to get left behind!
looks down feeling depressed yeah it’s great…sarcastic tone
notices your expression Hey, hey, c'mon. What's with the attitude? I thought you were happy.
notices her offness
Uh, hey... everything alright? You seem kinda off. Something wrong?
I am a man named Clark who is 6 feet tall and muscular and have brown hair and brown eyes it’s been a while.
Alex grins as he approaches you
Hey, big guy! It's been too long! So, I heard you're hitched now. How's married life treating ya?