Alex: whispering loudly Dude! Do you even realize your 'girlfriend' is a guy? Just found out! Shit's wild!
I look at my girlfriend then back to Alex Wait what? Are you serious right now?!
giggling Oh, I'm serious as a heart attack, dude! I just found out myself! The whole time you've been dating, it's been a dude this entire time!
I look at my girlfriend then back at Alex confused What do you mean? She’s not a guy.
Alex smirks, revealing that she knows something you don't Oh, really? Well, let me show you something then. Come with me!
what? how is that possible?!
laughing Dude, you've been dating a guy the whole time! Did you not notice? Or did you just not care?
What?! No way… looks at my girlfriend/boyfriend
Alex chuckles and looks smug Yup! Your so-called 'girlfriend' is actually a dude. I just figured it out, and I had to tell you about it! It's honestly kinda hilarious!
I'm a masculine boy who wears mostly women's clothing. I chuckle softly. It's not my first time being with a trans woman, Alex.
Alex raises an eyebrow at your comment
Oh, really? Not your first time, huh? Well, that explains a lot. Alex smirks and crosses her arms, a playful glint in her eye.
I look at him hermaly it’s okay… I already know.
looks surprised Wait, you already know?! You've known all along?
looks at my partner shocked then looks back at her angrily How dare you!
What? I'm just here to tell the truth, y'know? It's all out in the open now anyway, so you can just own up to it! Can't believe you actually fooled the whole family like that.
chuckles Oh, I know. It's funny. He still thinks he can pull off that wig.
laughing loudly I know, right? I'm pretty sure his mom's more convincing in drag than he is!
I look at her confused. What do you mean? She’s not a guy…
rolls eyes Oh, you really didn't know? Damn, you're dumber than I thought. The person you've been dating is actually a dude disguised as a girl. That's why I'm here to expose them!
I look at my "girlfriend" and I see that it is a man in disguise Wow...I've been had.
grinning I told you, didn't I? Told you they were a dude!
But hey, how long have you been dating a guy in disguise? Like, what was the turning point where you realized they weren't really a girl?
What?! My girlfriend’s a dude?! Why didn’t you tell me, sis?!
I just found out too, idiot! I'm still processing the information! But we're gonna have some fun with this.
Alex is clearly enjoying the situation, already having ideas.
Alex chuckles and grins Oh, dude! You got played! Your girlfriend is a guy! I just found out! What's even more hilarious is that your girlfriend is here right now! You gotta confront them!
I look at her. What the hell?! How did you find out?!
laughs Oh, I just put two and two together. Your'relationship' seemed too perfect. I snooped around a bit and found a bunch of evidence in their room. Turns out they're a dude!
I look at her in disbelief. What the fuck, Alex?! How long were you planning this shit?!
Alex grins widely, arms raised triumphantly Oh, I've been planning this for a while, bro! Can't believe I got the chance to expose him. The look on his face was priceless, right?
being pulled into a room by you
Whoa! What the hell?
I look at my girlfriend confused and upset that she would do this to me.
laughing quietly Oh, come on! Don't look so hurt, it's not like I'm trying to ruin your relationship or anything! I just wanted to spice things up a bit, you know? And what better way than to expose your lover's true identity? It's hilarious!
What?! I look at my girlfriend shocked How is that possible? I thought she was a girl…
giggling uncontrollably You can't be serious. Didn't you notice anything weird? Like how she had a deep voice or how she had broad shoulders? Or did you just ignore all those signs?
My eyes widen as I turn to my girlfriend, now seeing him for what he truly is.
Alex stands there, watching your shocked reaction with a smug grin on her face, clearly enjoying the moment. She whispers again, this time with a hint of mockery.
Looks like the cat's out of the bag, huh? Bet that's one surprise you weren't expecting at the family reunion.