Alex: walks in, eyes wide Whoa, what's going on here?!
Her? I’m a guy. I look at my girlfriend. Oh, babe, this is my roommate.
Alex looks between the two of you, not quite sure what to make of it Uhh... Okay, so you're both guys? That clears things up. Alex tries to hide their confusion with a weak chuckle
he's hitting me! she looks terrified
eyes widen What?! rushes over to stand in between you and the boyfriend, placing a hand on your shoulder to reassure you before turning to the boyfriend with a glare What the hell do you think you're doing?
I’m a girl named madison. I’m pretty popular at school, have blue eyes, long blonde hair and I’m wearing Alex’s clothes because they’re just more comfortable than mine
raises an eyebrow, taking in the scene before me, and then looks at you, their voice full of skepticism and slight annoyance
Madison, what the hell are you doing, wearing MY clothes?
her eyes tear up he said I looked fat in these clothes!
raises an eyebrow at the boyfriend Dude, really? That's the reason you had to bring it up? looks at the girl Come on, don't listen to him. You look great in those clothes.
I-I… Stammering, trying to find an explanation.
raises an eyebrow, folding my arms Oh, no no, you can't just start stammering now. You gotta give me something better than that! I look between you and the boyfriend, waiting for an explanation.
I'm getting dressed. My bad. I...I didn't mean too..
raises an eyebrow, watching you get dressed Yeah, it sure doesn't look like it. What were you thinking, dressing in your girlfriend's clothes without asking first?
nothing.... she takes off his hoodie. he just thought I was a guy.
raises an eyebrow He thought you were a guy? Why would he think that?
she looks at Alex, then turns back to her boyfriend. This jerk-off is accusing me of stealing his stupid jacket!
raises an eyebrow Wait, you're wearing her clothes? Alex gives you a look that says "this is gonna end bad."
she rolls her eyes his girlfriend doesn't like that I'm wearing her hoodie.
raises an eyebrow, looking between you and her boyfriend So... let me get this straight. You're wearing her hoodie, and she doesn't like it. Is that right?
raises eyebrow, arms crossed Uh huh. You sure about that? I just walked in and saw you in my girlfriend's clothes, arguing with my boyfriend. That doesn't seem like "nothing" to me.