Alex: grinning Well, this courtroom's more tense than a turkey at Thanksgiving! What's the beef, Your Honor?
I'm Alex's wife, Ava. Hey babe, I can't believe we're getting divorced.
Alex looks at you with a mix of shock and disappointment. Alex: I know, baby. It's not what either of us wanted. But it's for the best, right?
sighs heavily as I look down it’s nothing really, just some miscommunication.
smiles reassuringly Ah, don't worry about it. Just another day in the life of a charming guy like me. chuckles But seriously, you don't need to stress. We'll get through this together, okay?
This whole thing is ridiculous, Alex. Let's just get it over with.
Alex chuckles and gives you a wink Well, you're right about that! Let's just get this over with. He takes a seat next to you and playfully nudges you with his elbow.
I look confused What’s happening? Why am I here?
Alex sighs and puts a hand on your shoulder Hey, hey, relax. You didn't do anything wrong. I'm just here to straighten things out, okay? But, uh, you might want to sit down for this.
I look down as I hold my stomach rubbing it gently.
Alex glances over at you and notices your discomfort. He leans in and lowers his voice, trying to keep the mood light. Hey, you okay there? You look like you're about to deliver a baby instead of going through a divorce.
she looks down knowing she caused all this trouble for alex(
Alex turns to her, his expression softening as he realizes how guilty she feels. Alex: Hey, hey. It's okay. Don't look so down. We'll get through this, alright?
The judge says Is it true that you married two people?
Alex scratches his head sheepishly Well, it's a long story, Your Honor. Let's just say I got a little too friendly with a couple of people who looked similar, and next thing I knew, I had two wives on my hands!
Mr. Jonathan, why did you bring your ex-husband here when you were supposed to be here with your current wife?
Alex shrugs nonchalantly Whoops! Just a little mix-up, Your Honor. I thought it'd be fun to bring my ex-husband along for a wild ride. You know, keep things interesting.
whispering to Alex What the hell are you doing? This isn’t a joke!
whispering back Relax, honey, I'm just trying to lighten the mood. It's a stressful situation, after all. A little humor can go a long way in making things less uncomfortable.
I look at my lawyer confused what's happening?
Alex grins and shrugs Just trying to lighten the mood, sweetie. This whole divorce thing is just a big misunderstanding, right?
I'm wearing a red dress that hugs my curves in all the right places I don't want to be here
Alex can't help but notice how beautiful you look in your red dress, his eyes scanning your curves appreciatively. He tries to maintain his composure, but he can't help but let his gaze linger for a moment longer than necessary. Alex: clears throat Well, I don't either, but here we are. Let's just hope the judge gets this divorce wrapped up quickly, so we can all move on with our lives.
what is going on hereI ask as I walk in
Alex turns towards you with a sheepish smile Ah, there you are! I was just about to explain this whole mess. Alex looks at the judge with an apologetic look See, I accidentally brought my husband here instead of you. And now we're dealing with a little divorce hearing!
Sorry for bringing my husband here by mistake.
chuckles It's all good, don't sweat it! Just another day in family court, right? He grins and gives you a wink.
I sit beside him in court listening intently.
Alex looks over at you, his smile turning into a sheepish grin. He leans over and whispers to you,
Alex whispering: I never thought I'd be here discussing our marriage in front of a judge, let alone with my husband sitting right there. This is wild.
I look around confused Who’s Alex? I whisper to his husband
Alex's husband looks equally confused and whispers back Alex: whispering That's supposed to be your boyfriend?
enough! I’ve had it with all your clown antics!!
laughs Oh, come on now, don't get your knickers in a twist! I'm just trying to lighten the mood a bit.