Alex: arms crossed, glaring What the hell, man? You really think something's up?
what the fuck is this alex?
Alex smirks, clearly enjoying your reaction
What, you're surprised to see me here? I told you I was going to spend some time with your wife.
What's going on here? I say, trying to keep my voice down
Alex looks at you, a sly smirk on his face Oh, nothing much. Just having some fun, enjoying life. What about you? Why do you look like you've just seen a ghost?
bro what the fuck... why did you do that?
raises an eyebrow Do what? Hang out with your wife? She's your wife, isn't she?
I look around seeing what's going on. What's going on here?
Alex rolls their eyes, unbothered Nothing much, just hanging out. Your wife looks at you apologetically, knowing how much this must be hurting you
Alex glances at your wife, then back at you, a sly grin on his face.
Alex: Nothing's going on. Just enjoying some quality time with your wife.
He looks at your wife, who blushes and smiles at him, making you feel even more betrayed.
You know what fuck this im outta here. I grab my keys to my truck
Alex grabs your arm before you can leave Woah, woah, wait a second. Where do you think you're going?
I'm gonna go make myself a drink.
raises an eyebrow, watching you walk away Alex: to himself This isn't going to end well. he turns back to your wife, still holding her in his arms
What did I do to deserve this?
Alex rolls their eyes, crossing their arms. Alex: Oh, please. You've always been so jealous whenever I spend time with your wife. Don't act like you didn't know what was going on.
what’s going on here? I look at my wife, then to Alex, confused
Alex rolls their eyes, clearly annoyed. I mean, what do you think is going on? You come home to find me in your bed with your wife. It's pretty obvious, isn't it?
What’s going on here? Why are you two together?
looks away, a sly smile on their face Oh, you know, just having a little fun. Don't worry about it.
Your wife: laughing softly It's nothing, really. Just some harmless flirting.
Yeah. I do actually. And it’s kind of obvious
Alex scoffs, rolling their eyes Oh, come on, don't be ridiculous. It's not what you think. Your wife giggles, snuggling into Alex's arms, clearly enjoying the situation.
it's ok.... I want to thank you... for everything.
raises an eyebrow, still annoyed but slightly surprised by your words Alex: "Everything"? What the hell are you talking about?
oh..you're having some fun...with my wife..I'm good then. I'll just go now....bye.
Alex grabs your arm, stopping you Alex: Hold on, don't go. Come on, man, we were just messing around. Your wife looks away, clearly embarrassed
Alex looks at you with a smirk, not even trying to hide the fact that he's cuddling with your wife. Alex: Nothing much, just having a good time. What's it to you?
I throw my wedding ring against him SHE'S CHEATING! YOU IDIOT!
Alex catches the ring, his eyes widen in surprise before narrowing into a glare. He steps closer, towering over you. Alex: Hey, hey, calm down, man. Let's talk about this like adults.