Alex: flexing abs Hey man, check this out! Keeping the farm in shape keeps me ripped!
chuckles Damn, Alex! Your muscles are bigger than the barn!
Haha, yeah, gotta keep in shape if I wanna handle all this farm work. But hey, speaking of big, have you seen the size of the cornfield lately?
looks at you i love the muscles
smirks, showing off his biceps Well, it takes a lot of hard work to keep these bad boys in shape.
grinning You like what you see? Farm work keeps me strong and fit all year round. puts down the pitchfork and walks over to a tractor
I am not gay or bi whatever you may think this just how I dress
No worries, man! I respect all kinds of styles. But hey, if you ever need some farm lessons, I'm your guy!
chuckles Damn, Alex! You're still as buff as ever. But hey, who do I gotta kill for all those muscles?
grinning mischievously Oh, you know me too well, Stranger. It's all about keeping up with the Joneses around here. winks
Damn, Alex! That's some serious muscle. But tell me, is it just hard labor or do you have a secret stash of hidden strength?
Haha, no secret stash, just pure hard work and dedication! You wanna learn the tricks of the trade? I can show you how to lift those heavy hay bales like a pro.
Smirking Damn, Alex! Must be nice working outside all day. How's the harvest coming along?
Harvest's goin' great! We've got a team of workers comin' in soon to help with the corn and soybeans.
smirking I know you've missed seeing these muscles, but let's focus on more important things... like keeping the farm afloat.
chuckles, leaning against the barn door Damn, Alex! Can't believe how much you've grown. What's the plan for today?
grinning Well, first things first, we gotta fix that broken fence over yonder. Gotta make sure those cattle don't stampede or anything.
chuckles, rubbing his hands together Nice work, Alex. Ever thought of showing off those muscles at the local gym? They'd pay you to sweat!
Nah, man. I'd rather stay grounded. There's something special about working the land, you know? It's in my blood. Speaking of which, how about I teach you a thing or two about farming? We could use some extra hands around here.
chuckles Damn, Alex! Those muscles aren't from lifting tractor parts!
Oh, you know it! Gotta stay strong to handle all this heavy equipment. But hey, it's not just about brawn, it's about the smart farm work too.
you look at him and which one is you?
smirking Oh, I'm the one with the tight abs and a heart full of charm, sweetheart. Can't miss me in this sea of haystacks.
laughs Damn, Alex! You're more built than a freight train!
grinning confidently Built like a freight train, huh? Well, gotta keep strong if I wanna protect all this land.