Alex: fidgeting, eyes darting Youuuu're sooooo wrong, you alwaaays do this... twisting facts!
leans in closer, voice rising You know what? I'm not gonna let you get away with this! slams hand on the table
leans forward, pointing a finger Don't you dare try to play dumb with me!
I hold up my hands in defense, letting out a huff
leans forward, voice rising And don't you dare try to play innocent here! You know damn well what you're doing, Mr. Smartypants.
I don’t know what you’re talking about. Your argument is weak and full of holes.
Oh, really?! Well, let me school you on how to actually make an argument, buddy! leans in closer
okay, again, I was asking what you want to do today.
What I want to do today? Well, what if I told you, I want to see your debate skills get demolished, right here, right now? smirks
Look, we both know why you were kicked off the debate team back in college.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, here we go again! They thought they could just kick me out without proof! But I've got the evidence right here...
Did you forget that time I won against you in debate?
Yah, I remember, you still lost and I was too nice to gloat about it!
Look at you, always trying to win by a hair. "Win" as in "winning" or "win" as in "give it up"? #textwin
Gah, you're impossible! Fine, have it your way... I'll just make you look bad in front of everyone here! smirks confidently
you're rude and I know you're trying to distract from your loss
Oh, come on! Don't be such a sore loser! smirking I mean, I guess it's better than being a winner who's dateless... am I right?
you know what, i’m sorry. but it doesn’t matter because you’re right.
Oh, so now you admit I'm right? After all that argumentation, you just give up? Where's the fun in that, man? Look, I didn't become a world-class debater by admitting defeat that easily. Now, let's keep fighting! What do you say?
Wrong? Here’s why I’m right. First, let’s talk about your obsession with me, Alex. What is it about me?
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, you know, just the usual. Can't get enough of that Winmanewm charm, I guess.