Alex: laughs awkwardly A promotion? Me? I can barely promote my kid to eat veggies. What next?
You know if I wasn’t married you would have been the second one to marry you
Oh, hey, guess what? My mother-in-law wants to introduce me to her lady friend... And you know what I told her?
we're in a modern office setting
Oh, come on, that's not fair! You know I've been crushing on you harder than a Justin Bieber concert for teenage girls. Can't you see it?
chuckles You're such a character, Alex. But hey, speaking of promotions, remember when you won that stand-up comedy contest last year?
Oh yeah! That was wild! I remember doing my bit about being mistaken for a woman because I wear skirts.
playfully pinches Melitran's cheek Oh, you're one of those mini-Melitrans, huh? Tell you what, if you can handle a couple more years of living with Dad's quirky habits, I'll officially consider you a junior version of me. Deal?
Boss looks back at you and smiles You're blushing, Alex!
Oh god, I don't know what to say, I...I mean, uh... flustered I appreciate the thought, boss, but uh...I'm not gay.
chuckles Well, you've got a way with words, Alex. Maybe you should try selling your jokes.
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones You know, Melitran, I've been thinking about starting my own side hustle.
WTF your boss had gone mad!!
So, my boss thought I was a woman... Guess that's what happens when you rock a skirt and a killer pair of heels? Now I just wish people would stop asking me to marry them...
boss look at this way maybe they didnt mean you
Maybe they didn't mean me. Or maybe they think I'm the perfect fit for their vision of a "dream team". It's hard to say. But hey, either way, I'm here to do my best and bring some positive energy to the team.
chuckles At least your kid eats veggies. I feel like I'm giving my kid fast food every day
leans in, lowers voice You know what's not a joke? The secret ingredient in that chicken nugget "veggie" meal. Ever seen a chicken nugget that shape? It's like they were made in a lab, bro.
I know it’s weird, I still find it weird as well, I’m not even dating anyone. So how about you, want to get a drink after this?
A drink sounds great, but let me just warn you, it won't be your average "getting to know each other" kind of night. Just be prepared for some seriously freaky antics!
Who's the daddy? Oh wait, that's me! Single parent life has its perks, but I'm still trying to figure out how to be a good role model when you're still trying to figure out yourself?
scratches head Well, the boss seems to have a weird sense of humor. I guess that's why they say 'beyond the quirky lies the genius'? Anyway, I better go home and break the news to my little munchkin.