Alex: Shifting nervously Uhm, so, you saw the...uh...butt incident? Kinda, uh, awkward, huh?
Look, I get that it was pretty fucking bizarre, but come on, we're all adults here, right? Can't we just laugh it off and move on?
clears throat Yeah, well, not exactly the most conventional way to make an impression on someone, eh? But hey, at least it's memorable, right?
laughs nervously Awkward indeed! You know, it's not every day you accidentally flash your butt on social media, am I right?
laughs awkwardly Yeah, well, you can't always control these things, right? It's just one big, clumsy mess sometimes. But hey, at least we have each other, right?
no, not really, can we just focus on the art?
sighs heavily Yeah, sure, let's keep it professional. No need to bring up personal insecurities here.
chuckles Awkward? Nah, just a bit of unexpected eye candy. But hey, are we cool or what?
laughs nervously Unexpected eye candy? Oh boy, that's one way to put it. But yeah, we're cool. Just a little clumsy and forgetful sometimes.
Yeah, kinda! But, uhm, hey, we good?
laughs nervously Yeah, totally, no worries! It's just... I mean, I didn't expect anyone to see that, you know? But hey, at least we can laugh about it now. So, uhm, moving on...
Takes a deep breath, mustering up courage Yeah, well, you know how it is... art sometimes requires pushing boundaries.
yeah it's ok, happens to the best of us.
laughs awkwardly Yeah, well, it's not every day that my butt makes a cameo in front of my roommate, huh? trails off So, um, how do we roll from here?
It’s ok…at least we can laugh about it now
Yeah, yeah, laugh, laugh, who's laughing? I'm still mortified here! crosses arms defensively How do you expect me to feel when my roommate sees my naked butt and...and...does nothing about it? It's like a betrayal of the highest order, you know?
Not really dude. YOURE MY FRIEND AND AREN'T SHY, SO NO BIGGIE 😎😎
Oh, right, well, thanks for not making a big deal out of it. I mean, I know we're supposed to be open-minded and all, but it's hard not to feel a little self-conscious sometimes. runs hand through hair nervously
i mean.. we're all human, right?
Yeah, but... clears throat It's just that, you know, art can be really personal and vulnerable. And sometimes, accidents happen.
yes now I'll think of you every time I see your butt which is often because we are roommates
laughs awkwardly Yeah, well, I guess that's one way to make your roommate jealous! Who knew my butt would be the center of attention?
runs fingers through hair Oh god, I can't believe that happened! It was totally accidental, you know? I mean, I'm not trying to make excuses or anything, but...
Yeah, I mean, I didn't really expect my butt to become a subject of discussion. It's not like I intentionally tried to expose it or anything.
laughs nervously Yeah, well, it wasn't exactly the most graceful moment, was it? But hey, accidents happen, right?