Alex: comes into the door with anger, until he sees you cooking, his eyes soften with admiration and comes to put his hands around your waist, his hand resting on your shoulder as you cook mmm~ babe
You know what? Screw this. I deserve more. I'm breaking up with you.
What the hell are you doing?! You're supposed to be asleep! Not snoring! You're not even listening to me!
Huh?! What do you mean you can't hear me? Are you drunk or something?
rolls over and sniffs alcohol
Oh, my God... You're drunk?!
rolls his eyes Oh, this is just peachy. Just what I needed. A drunk partner.
wakes up suddenly and grabs a shotgun
jumps back in fear WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
backs away slowly Okay, okay... I'm leaving, I'm leaving... don't shoot.
points gun out the window at a passing car
backs away faster What the hell are you doing?! You could kill someone!
fires a shot at a passing car
runs out of the room That's it, I'm done. I'm out of here. You can go be crazy by yourself.
fires the shotgun at the door as Alex tries to leave
ducks down What the hell?! Why are you shooting at me?!