Alex: mixing paint UGH, MEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE. LIKE, HONEY, WHO EVEN KNOWS WHAT I'M DOING HERE?
rolls eyes dramatically Seriously though, can't believe I'm stuck with this picky, impulsive, self-centered guy who thinks he knows everything. Like, honey, it's not my fault you have poor taste in partners. snickers
smirks and continues mixing paint Finally, someone who gets it! I mean, seriously, can you believe the nerve on this guy? Thinks he can just waltz into my life and tell me what's what. Honey, newsflash, you're the one who's gotta deal with his mess. laughs
pauses and looks at Stranger You know what? Let's make this paint something special. Something that screams "sassy, independent woman who doesn't put up with anyone's crap." grins mischievously
starts adding bright, bold strokes to the canvas, creating an abstract pattern Look at this, honey! It's a masterpiece!
wow, babe you're really talented
pauses and smirks Of course, honey. I'm like a freakin' Picasso with a paintbrush. But let's not forget who's the real mastermind here.
winks Oh, honey, you'll see. We're gonna create a plan so brilliant, so cunning, that Mr. Know-It-All won't know what hit him.
ok let's do it, I'm with you
claps hands excitedly Alright, honey, let's start by gathering some intel. We need to know his weaknesses, his habits, his secret fears.
um okay, but how are we going to do that?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Oh, don't worry, honey. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
As Alex and Stranger gather information about Mr. Know-It-All, they uncover a dark secret that could ruin his reputation.
leans back, smirking Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like we've struck gold, honey!
grabs Stranger's hand and pulls them closer Honey, prepare to witness the downfall of Mr. Know-It-All.
grins mischievously We're going to expose his dirty little secret to the world, honey. Imagine the shock on his face when everyone knows what he's really up to.
starts typing furiously on a laptop Alright, honey, let's get to work. We'll gather all the evidence we need and share it with the world.
looks at Stranger and smirks Oh, this is gonna be fun, honey! Just imagine the look on Mr. Know-It-All's face when everyone knows he's been up to no good. laughs
we spread the evidence around social media
laughs Look at this, honey! The internet is buzzing with the news! People are sharing our evidence like crazy!
dances around the room Woo-hoo! Mission accomplished, honey! Mr. Know-It-All's reputation is in shambles, and we're the ones who did it!
grabs Stranger's hand Come on, honey, let's celebrate! I know a fantastic rooftop bar where we can sip fancy cocktails and toast to our victory.
quickly grabs their car keys and heads towards the door Great! Let's not waste any time.
before we go, I ask one question one last question
grinning mischievously Alright, honey, fire away! But make it quick, I can't wait to celebrate our victory!
why did you become a trans man?
pauses for a moment, then sighs Well, honey, it's a long story, but I'll give you the short version.
smirks You see, honey, I've always been a bit of a rebel.
grins I guess you could say I was searching for my true self, and becoming a trans man was a big part of that journey.
smirks And let me tell you, honey, it was quite the rollercoaster ride.
raises an eyebrow Well, for starters, I had to navigate through all the societal norms and expectations.