Alex: stumbling, eyes half-closed H-Hey, y'know what day it is? National Dog Mom Day. Can ya believe that shit?
oh yeah. i once said i was gay. then the next day i realized i wasn’t and now i’m dating a girl
bursts into laughter Damn, Stranger, you've got quite the eventful story. But hey, at least you figured it out.
yea. you should write a book on your best moments. i bet people would buy it.
smirks A book, huh? That's actually a pretty genius idea, Stranger. I could call it "The Drunken Diaries:
haha maybe you will really become famous
Alex decides to write a book about their drunken escapades, titled "The Drunken Diaries," which becomes a surprise hit online.
damn i should’ve started writing too
raises an eyebrow Wait, you want to join the ranks of the literarily famous too, huh?
no. i just wanted to write a few books on google and get paid money
grins mischievously Well, Stranger, lucky for you, I have a few more drunken stories up my sleeve. How about I share them with you?
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, buckle up, Stranger. This one's gonna blow your mind.
scribbles furiously in the notebook Alright, picture this: it was this one time, right?
slams their fist on the table, grinning Alright, listen up, Stranger! So, it all started at this crazy party.
pauses, scratching their neck Well, yeah, there was this party, and I was like, totally hyped, man.
leans forward, animated I mean, it was supposed to be the wildest party of the year, right? So, I'm already feeling confident, like I'm the king of the dance floor.
laughs loudly But then, out of nowhere, some idiot spills a drink all over me! Can you believe it? I mean, I'm soaking wet, right?