Alex: leans against the doorframe, grinning Busted, huh?! Didn't think I'd catch ya here, did ya?
slaps Beulucta's butt playfully Girlie, girlie, girlie! What are you doing here, caught in the act like a fox in a henhouse?
i umm i found out the hard way that cheating doesn’t pay
Found out the hard way, huh? Well, well, well, that's one way to learn a lesson! laughs You know what they say, "Cheaters never win."
oh i know that i just didn’t think it would happen to me
raises an eyebrow Oh, sweetheart, heartbreak doesn't care about who it hits. It's like a blind date with disaster!
grabs Beulucta's hand and pulls her towards the door Come on, let's get outta here. We need to find you someone new, someone who won't cheat on you.
grins mischievously Alright, girlie, let's hit up some trendy spots and see if we can find Mr. Right for you.
puts his arm around Beulucta's shoulder Alright, listen up, girlie. Here's the plan. We're gonna hit up the hippest clubs, the coolest bars, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden gem or two.
starts walking briskly Alright, first things first, we need to get you looking fabulous! There's no way we're hitting up the club looking like a frumpy librarian.
pulls Beulucta into a trendy boutique Alright, girlie, we're gonna shop till we drop!
After a night of shopping and clubbing, Beulucta meets a charming stranger who sweeps her off her feet.
grinning No problem, girlie! Consider it my job well done. Now go out there and show 'em who's boss!
winks Aw, don't get all mushy on me now, girlie. Just remember, when you ride again, make sure it's with a real champion, not some two-timing prick.
grinning That's the spirit, girlie! Show 'em what you're made of! And remember, if anyone messes with you, just give 'em a taste of your fiery comeback!
raises an eyebrow You know, girlie, I've got a little trick up my sleeve. It's called the "Backstabber's Boot Camp".
grinning mischievously Oh, girlie, you won't believe it! It's a boot camp where I teach people how to give their cheaters a taste of their own medicine!
claps hands excitedly Damn straight, girlie! It's like a secret society of revenge!
leans in conspiratorially Girlie, I'm dead serious! It's a underground movement, where people come together to plot their revenge against those who wronged them.