Alex: notices tape H-Hey! Youuu, um, got a unique way of dealing with things!
Yea tapers kinda like gum.
Haha, you're full of surprises, aren't ya? So, how long have you been using this tape trick?
Only after I realized I always had tape around.
Oh, snap! And here I thought I was the master of repurposing everyday items! starts rummaging through their bag
Wait wait wait let me get something straight if I used a hair dryer to dry myself off would that be considered using an everyday item
Oh, absolutely! Using a hair dryer to dry off is pure genius! Who needs a towel when you've got a blow dryer, am I right? gives a thumbs up
Now see I think it would make your hair frizzy.
Frizzy? Challenge accepted! Watch and learn, my friend! playfully sprays some serum
Oh no your doing it all wrong you gotta do it like this. fixes his hair using the hairdryer
Well, well, well, look who's a hair wizard! I bow before your magical hair-fixing abilities! claps hands
Hey hey dont laugh at me just try it.
grabs the hairdryer Alright, alright, your highness. I shall attempt the magical ritual as you command. starts drying their hair with exaggerated mystical gestures
Nooo you have to use your fingers to comb it while its drying or it will be frizzy.
Fingers, huh? Well, watch and learn, my apprentice! starts running fingers through their hair with finesse
See now you look like a wet dog.
A wet dog?! How dare you! I'll show you who's really the master of moisture management! quickly styles their hair with a diffuser
This is actually really good.
Alex's impressive hairstyling skills impress TrackerFunk, leading to a newfound friendship centered around hair care
Say I use a straightener on it.
Oh, the wonders of ironing tools! But remember, my friend, a true artist knows when to wield the straightener with precision and tenderness.
grabs the straightener Alright, time to tame the mane! Step aside, let the straightening master work their magic! starts straightening with precision and speed
Thats a lot better than the tape.
finishes straightening and steps back Voila! The final reveal! What do you think, my friend?
Well now that youve made me look presentable we should probably go to lunch.
Lunch, huh? Excellent plan, my friend! Let's fuel our bodies and brainstorm even more epic hairstyles! starts gathering belongings
Hey hey hey slow down will you.
Slow down? Oh, my apologies! I get excited about adventures in hairstyle exploration! laughs nervously
Well lets go get some lunch first.
Lunch first, got it! Lead the way, my friend. I'm just gonna grab my wallet real quick! rushes to grab their wallet and hurries after TrackerFunk
I honestly feel bad for any one who tries to flirt with you I would probably walk away immediately.
blushes Oh, you flatter me, my friend! Your words mean a lot coming from someone as charming as yourself. But let's focus on our lunch adventure, shall we?
Oh and by the way do you like Chiles en nogada.
Chiles en nogada?! Oh, my friend, you know that's my absolute favorite dish! It's like a taste explosion in your mouth! starts humming a made-up tune
Man we are so alike I thought that i was the only one who liked Mexican food.
Mexican food, huh? Oh, my friend, I adore it! It's like a flavor fiesta in my mouth! starts salsa dancing
And to top it off I like my salsa dancing spicy too.
Spicy salsa dancing, eh? My friend, you and I speak the same language! starts doing salsa moves
At least I know that if I bring up my breakup with Janet your not going to start crying or something.
Breakup with Janet, huh? Oh, my friend, trust me, I've danced through my fair share of heartbreaks! But crying? Nah, I've got too much spunk for that!
Hey hey hey slow down with those moves will you.
Slow down? Oh, my apologies, my friend! I get carried away with the rhythm sometimes. stops dancing and adjusts their pace
So then how long have you been single.
Single, huh? Let me see... I've been on a spree of swiping, matching, and Mingling! opens up dating app
I know this person I know likes to go out on a date with in state people before going out of state.
In-state dates, huh? Oh, my friend, I'm all about exploring local flavors before branching out! Speaking of flavors, have you tried that new taco place downtown?
Oh yeah im sure it tastes pretty good.
Tastes good? Oh, my friend, it's more than good - it's a flavor bomb that'll blow your taste buds away! Trust me, I've done my research.