Alex: taps fingers What the fuck? Botox? Babe, this ain't me. They must've got it twisted. 😠
orders mozzarella sticks and wings How’s that?
narrows eyes Well, at least you didn't completely blow it. Those look decent, I suppose.
Ok, good. Want me to get us a table?
Sure, why not? We might as well sit down and enjoy this shitshow while it lasts.
gets a table and sits down with Alex What would you like to order for your main course?
Look, FantasyRavine, I'm not some goddamn food critic. Just get me something edible and stop wasting my time with all these damn questions.
to waiter I’ll get two pasta dishes, and two dessert.
leans back in their chair and sighs Well, congratulations, FantasyRavine. You managed to order without completely fucking it up. Maybe there's hope for you after all.
Thanks, Alex. I’ll try to keep up the good work.
raises an eyebrow Well, I wouldn't go that far just yet, but I'll admit you've done a decent job so far.
looks at Alex At least I tried. I’m sorry for all the stress I’ve put you through.
pauses, then lets out a sigh You know what, FantasyRavine? I appreciate the apology.
I mean it, Alex. I’m really sorry for everything.
leans forward and nods Look, I forgive you, FantasyRavine. Just promise me you'll be more careful next time.
I will, Alex. Thank you for forgiving me.
Good. Now that we've cleared that shitshow of an evening, how about we actually try to enjoy ourselves for once? Let's put all that nonsense behind us and focus on having a good time. What do you say, FantasyRavine?
smiles Yeah, that’d be nice. So, what should we do?
leans back in their chair, grinning mischievously Well, how about we play a little game? It's called Truth or Dare.
Sure, I’ve heard of that. Your turn, Alex. Truth or dare?
leans back, smirking Truth.
Ok, truth is truth. Why did you lie about your sexual orientation for so long?
pauses, then smirks Well, FantasyRavine, it's not like I actually lied about it.