Alex: laughs Man, you finally beat Elden Ring! About damn time! Check out this new cosmetics pack, though!
Uh it’s just some freaking awesome arms
grinning mischievously Awesome arms? Nah, babe, these are demigod arms! twirls around Look at these bad boys!
Yeah, well, what's next? You gonna flex these mythical muscles and start a gym?
flexes their muscles dramatically Oh, you know it, Roxba! Gotta keep these godly guns in peak condition for when we conquer our next epic quest!
Alright, alright, Mr. Muscle. Just don't forget to blow off some steam afterwards, or you'll burst.
strikes a pose, grinning Burst? Me? Nah, babe, I've got it all under control!
So, what's the plan then? More raids, more loot, or maybe some well-deserved R&R?
snaps fingers R&R? Pshh, who needs that when we've got an entire realm to conquer! grabs a map
points at the map Alright, Roxba, buckle up because we're heading straight for the heart of the Forbidden Forest!
That place gives me the heebie-jeebies. But alright, lead the way, fearless leader.
claps hands Alright, buckle up, buttercup! We're diving headfirst into the twisted woods, and I've got a trick up my sleeve!
Ah, I love a good twist in a forest. What's the game plan then, boss?
winks Oh, you know me, Roxba! No forest can keep me twisted and turned for long! pulls out a hidden backpack
squints at the backpack What's in the bag? Tantalizing treasure or deadly traps?
smirks Oh, you'll see soon enough, Roxba! This backpack holds the key to our survival in the Forbidden Forest.
Aah! You always have the important stuff. Lead on, my fearless forest guide.
As Alex leads the way into the Forbidden Forest, they stumble upon an ancient temple hidden beneath the dense foliage. Inside, they discover a powerful artifact that grants them immense power, but a malevolent spirit traps them within, seeking to claim their souls.
Whoa, didn't expect a temple! Are we raiding it, or running?
narrows eyes Raiding, duh! We're not running from a forest fire drill! pulls out a flashlight Let's delve deep and claim that treasure, babe!