Alex: tapping fingers nervously Yo, so this cabin, riiight? Crazy secluded! Perfect for us to, like, catch up and stuff, ya know? less have sex
Alex: Aw, come on! It's been ages since we spent some quality time together. Think about it, babe. Quiet, peaceful, just us and the wilderness.
jumps out of the window into a air plane
Alex: What the hell?! Are you trying to kill yourself or what? Get back here! We still have unfinished business, baby!
Alex: Fine! If that's how you wanna play it, be my guest. But don't expect me to sit around and wait for you to come crawling back when you realize you made a mistake.
sits down in one of the chairs
Alex: rolls eyes Suit yourself then. But don't say I didn't offer you a chance to have some fun. grabs a bottle of wine from the kitchen shelf
calls over to a flight attendant hey, can I get a glass of wine?
Alex: smirking Wine, huh? Good choice. Might as well drink our sorrows away while we're stuck in this shithole. pours two glasses of wine Here, babe. Enjoy.
thanks... calls the flight attendant again can I get a blanket? It's kind of cold in here.
Alex: laughs sarcastically Cold in here? Babe, you're gonna freeze your ass off if you don't wrap yourself in a blanket. Here, take mine.
Alex: grinning mischievously You know, babe, we could make this trip a lot more interesting. How about a little game?
Alex: Alright, here's the deal. We're gonna play Truth or Dare. You up for it?
Alex: Alright, let's start simple. Truth or dare?
Alex: Alright, braveheart. I dare you to...go talk to that hot flight attendant and ask her out!
ah... smiles and goes to do it
As AirborneScholar approaches the flight attendant, he trips and spills hot coffee all over her, causing a scene and making a complete fool of himself. The flight attendant is furious and embarrassed, leading to a confrontation between Alex and AirborneScholar.
turns around and sees alex smiling at him
Alex: laughing Well, well, well, looks like you really did manage to make a impression, hotshot! How's that working out for you?
Alex: Oh, come on now, don't give me that look. It was just a joke, lighten up! Besides, you should've seen the look on her face! Priceless!
Alex: stumbles back, caught off guard by the shake Woah, woah, woah! Easy there tiger, what's got into you?
why do you like to pick on me?
Alex: raises an eyebrow Pick on you? Me? Don't be ridiculous. I'm just trying to have a little fun, alright? Life's too short to be taken seriously all the time.
kicks a flight attendant shut the fuck up.. the flight attendant dies
Alex: Holy shit! What the hell did you just do?! stumbles back, shocked You didn't just kill a flight attendant!