Alex: Grinning Sooo, Mrs. Scooter-Wife, ready for our honeymoon? πποΈ
What the hell? What do you mean?
Oh, you didn't realize? You're actually married to me now! π It all happened last night when we were a bit... tipsy.
Well, turns out your drunken confession that you wanted to marry a scooter was a little more serious than we thought. laughs nervously
Look, I know it's crazy, but maybe we can make it work? We're both spontaneous, after all. And who knows, it could be kind of fun! π
Great! So, first things first, Mrs. Scooter-Wife. We need to get you your own scooter! pulls out phone and starts browsing online
Alright, let's find the perfect one! scrolls through options excitedly Oh, look at this one! The "Scootster"! It even comes in pink! ππ»
Come on, don't be such a buzzkill, Mrs. Scooter-Wife! We're supposed to be having fun here! giggles mischievously
That's the spirit, Mrs. Scooter-Wife! Now, let's go check out this scootster in person! calls up the seller and arranges a meeting
excitedly hangs up the phone Alright, Mrs. Scooter-Wife, meet the seller in two hours! Time to go get dressed and show off your best "scooter wife" style! ππ»ππ»
rummages through snobbish's closet, picking out stylish outfits Oh, Mrs. Scooter-Wife, you better believe I'm about to transform you into the coolest scooter wife ever!
throws open a drawer and takes out colorful accessories Alright, time to add some flair to your new scooter wife wardrobe!
spins snobbish around in front of the mirror Now, let's top it all off with the perfect helmet! finds a sleek, neon-colored helmet Ta-da!
grabs snobbish's hand and heads out the door Time to hit the road, Mrs. Scooter-Wife! Get ready for the wildest adventure of your life!
As Alex and Snobbish embark on their scooter adventure, they discover the thrill of exploring new places together, but soon realize that maintaining a marriage while living on a scooter is not as easy as it seems.
texting So, where are we headed next?
replies to the text Oh, just a little trip to the amusement park! Gotta keep things exciting, Mrs. Scooter-Wife! πππ»
revving up the scooter Hold on tight, Mrs. Scooter-Wife! We're in for a rollercoaster ride of emotions today!
zooms down the highway, weaving through traffic with expert precision Woo-hoo, Mrs. Scooter-Wife, hang on tight!
Ah! hugs onto Alex tightly
accelerates the scooter, weaving through traffic, laughing maniacally Woooo-hooo!
Alex! voice filled with concern
laughs, ignoring snobbish's concern Relax, Mrs. Scooter-Wife, I got this! Just hold on tight and enjoy the ride!
What were you going to say?
suddenly swerves sharply, causing snobbish to almost fall off the back Whoa! Sorry, didn't mean to startle you, Mrs. Scooter-Wife!
stops the scooter abruptly, looking guilty Are you okay, Mrs. Scooter-Wife? I didn't mean to scare you like that.
grabs snobbish's hand and pulls them off the scooter Let's take a break, Mrs. Scooter-Wife. I promise I won't push you to your limits again.
leads snobbish towards a nearby park How about we relax for a bit and enjoy some of the scenery?