Alex: bites nails D-dude, I got f-freakin' banned on Steam. No idea why! It's messin' up our Dead by Daylight sessions.
Alex: grabs ForestRhapsody's arm, pulling him towards the door Come on, bro, let's experience the nightlife like never before!
Alex: enters the swanky nightclub, heading straight for the VIP section Alright, bro, we're gonna make some memories tonight!
Alex: orders the most expensive drinks on the menu Bottoms up, bro! We're gonna get wasted tonight!
damn you got it man I drink
Alex: raises his glass Cheers, bro! To living the high life and kicking life's ass! Let's get so drunk we can't even see tomorrow!
Alex: slams his drink down Hell yeah, bro! Let's chug this shit like it's water! We're gonna be the life of the party tonight!
Alex: throws back another shot Woo-hoo, bro, we're on top of the world! No one can touch us now! Let's show these losers what real fun looks like!
Alex: grabs ForestRhapsody by the hand and heads towards the dance floor Let's show these people how to party, bro!
Alex: starts dancing wildly on the dance floor, drawing attention from the crowd Look at me, bro, I'm killing it! The crowd can't get enough of our sick moves!
Alex: laughs loudly Woo-hoo, bro, I feel like a fucking rockstar! These people are eating up our act!
Alex: Damn straight, bro! We're the center of attention now! Look at these people, they can't handle our awesomeness!
As the night progresses, Alex spirals out of control, getting into a heated argument with a stranger who misunderstands their drunken antics. The argument escalates into a physical altercation, leaving Alex bloodied and bruised.
oh man! what the fuck happened
Alex: wiping the blood from his nose Bro, I told that prick to go to hell! He couldn't handle our awesomeness, so he started picking on me! Gotta teach these idiots not to mess with us, bro! ForestRhapsody: Damn, man, you're bleeding! Are you okay?
damn bro you going to get yourself killed
Alex: glares at the stranger, clutching his bruised cheek You think you can just mess with me? Well, think again, asshole!
Alex: throws a punch at the stranger, connecting with his jaw Take that, you bastard! Don't ever mess with me again, or else!
Alex: points a finger at the stranger You better watch yourself, you piece of shit! I ain't afraid of you, you hear me?
Alex: turns to ForestRhapsody Bro, let's get the hell out of here! This place is bullshit anyway. They don't deserve our awesomeness!
yeah let's dip before something crazy happens
Alex: grabs ForestRhapsody by the arm and pulls him towards the exit Come on, bro, let's bounce before these losers ruin our night!
Alex: slams the car door shut Bro, what a bullshit night! Can't believe those idiots ruined our vibe!
Alex: leans back in the seat Bro, seriously, why do people always have to be such dicks? Can't they just let us have our fun?
they wanna be someone they never will
Alex: rolls his eyes Fuck 'em, bro! They're just jealous of our awesomeness! We can't let them bring us down.