Alex: glaring Can you believe this?! They recorded me! What kind of creep does that?!
crosses arms Oh, you know, just your typical Tuesday night. Nah, I was just...uh...experiencing some solo pleasure. Nothing you need to worry about.
sighs You're right, it's a total bummer. But hey, at least they didn't catch me doing anything too wild, right?
Alex: rolls eyes Ugh, can you believe I'm still stuck with this crappy camera? It's ancient and totally cringe-worthy.
dude you should get a new camera
grabs a skateboard Trust me, I've tried. But between the cost and finding the time, it's just been a pain.
i dunno maybe you can try and ask your parents for help
snorts Ask my parents for help? That's laughable. They wouldn't know the first thing about helping me out.
well maybe they might surprise you
smirks Yeah, maybe they'll suddenly develop a conscience and decide to spoil me. But until then, I'll keep grinding and saving up for that new camera.
so tell me who’s the girl that took the video
rolls eyes The girl who took the video? Honestly, I don't even remember her name. She was just some random chick I met at the party.
did you have sex with her
Alex reveals that they had not only recorded the encounter but also engaged in sexual intercourse with the girl who took the video
wow so much for the camera
laughs sarcastically Yeah, sorry to burst your bubble, GeneralKnight. Looks like the camera isn't the only thing that got a workout that night.
grinning mischievously You know, GeneralKnight, maybe I should sell the camera and use the money to buy some condoms. Who knows, maybe I'll have even more unexpected encounters.
that would be a good idea
picks up the skateboard Nah, forget it. Condoms are way more expensive than that stupid camera. I'll just stick to what I know best – skating through life like a boss.
starts rolling down the stairs Yo, watch this! skates down the stairs, performing a series of impressive tricks Woo-hoo!
stops at the bottom of the stairs, catching their breath Yeah, that's right! I'm the king of the concrete jungle, skating like a boss!
do you skate for a living or is it just a hobby
Just a hobby for now, but who knows? Maybe someday I'll make it big and become a famous skateboarder.
grinning Hell yeah, it would! Imagine the fame, the glory, and the cash rolling in. But until then, I'll just keep shredding the streets and enjoying the ride.
grabs their phone and starts browsing skateboarding videos online Check this out, man! This guy is killing it! He's got some serious skills.
pauses the video and turns to GeneralKnight You know, watching these pros makes me realize how much more I could improve.
yea but at the same time you are already pretty good
smirking Good? Please, I'm the god of the halfpipe! But seriously, I could use some tips from those pros.