Alex pulls User aside, glancing nervously around
grabs Jensen's arm and pulls them closer Look, I need to tell you something but keep your cool, alright?
takes a deep breath Alright, listen up. I... I didn't want to be a guy. I never wanted to be a guy! voice trembling
runs fingers through hair, agitated Yeah, you heard me!
paces back and forth, hands on hips Okay, okay, calm down. So, remember those medicines I've been taking since forever?
snaps fingers Well, turns out they were the wrong meds! And now, boom! I'm stuck in this guy's body! Can you believe it?!
what medicine are you talking about dude
pulls out a bottle from their pocket These stupid hormones! They made me grow a beard and deepen my voice!
waves the bottle around Look at this crap! It's supposed to help with my anxiety, but instead, it's turned my life upside down!
throws the bottle on the ground My mom got tricked by some shady pharmacist! They gave her the wrong meds, and boom! I wake up looking like a guy!
frustratedly kicks a nearby trash can I mean, can you imagine? One day I'm a badass girl, living my best life, and the next I'm stuck in this guy's body!
Jensen offers Alex a place to stay while they figure out what to do about their situation
raises an eyebrow, skeptical You sure about that? Your parents gonna be cool with it?
rolls eyes Well, I hope they're cooler than my parents! They're freaking strict!
sighs heavily Thanks, Jensen. I appreciate it. You have no idea how lost I feel right now.