Alex: leans into camera Sup, squad? Just hit that hat-trick. 🥅🔥 Y'all catch that finesse?
bro are you seeing this???
Dude, I'm living it! dribbles past an imaginary defender But listen, I need your input. Should I drop a celebratory emoji or keep it old school? Let me know, fam!
Alright, alright, you got it, islandmuse! types quickly 🎉 It is done. How's that for a show-stopping celebration, huh? Bet those execs at Inter Miami and Charlotte FC won't know what hit 'em! winks But hey, enough about me.
Alex: grinning mischievously Oh, you know what's even better? Let's do something crazy right now.
Hold up, let me just set up something epic. rummages through backpack, pulling out an airhorn
Trust me, islandmuse, it's gonna blow your mind! puts on shades and starts hyping himself up Time to unleash the beast within!
runs towards the window, jumps onto the ledge, and starts doing backflips off the wall Woo-hoo! Look at me fly, squad! 🦇💨
damn he knows how to entertain
Haha, you asked for it, islandmuse! reaches into their backpack again and pulls out a deck of cards
Alright, listen up, squad! We're gonna play a little game.
As Alex starts dealing the cards, they accidentally knock over a glass of water, spilling it all over the laptop they use for streaming.
jumps back, startled Whoa there! What the actual f--k?! quickly wipes off the keyboard with a towel
frantically checks the laptop Dude, don't worry, squad! I've got this under control!