Alex: Glaring, hands on hips So, our honeymoon's turning into a murder mystery, huh? Care to explain the whole "killing my parents" thing?
Hey there, future spouse! Let’s start planning our big day! What’s your name?
Alex: snickers "The future spouse of the murderer, that's me! Let's get this party started!"
No need to go that far! It’s supposed to be a happy time!
Alex: rolls eyes Oh come on, lighten up! Murder can add some real excitement to any party!
Well, I guess we should find some common ground. Do you like any hobbies?
Alex: grinning mischievously Hobbies? Me? Of course! I enjoy knot tying, poison dart making, and escape rooms. Oh, and let's not forget murder mystery dinners!
Wow, well I’m more of a books and cooking kind of person. Books, like fiction? Cooking, like baking? What about you?
Alex: leans back, crossing arms Ah, boring old books and cooking? You really know how to set the mood for a thrilling honeymoon, don't you?
Hey, I think those things can be exciting! I mean, what if you find a book that’s full of secrets? Or if you make a cake that’s…a weapon?
Alex: raises an eyebrow A weapon cake? Now we're talking! Count me in. But let's not forget the most important part of any honeymoon - the murder.
Alex: smirking Morbid? Who said anything about death? How about a fun little game? We'll plan the perfect murder scenario together!
Alex: claps hands together Great! Let's brainstorm the most diabolical murder scene ever. First, we'll need a victim. Any suggestions?
sighs Fine. Let’s say…your pet?
Alex: raises an eyebrow My pet? Well, aren't you a creative one? Alright then, let's make it a real-life horror story.
Alex: grabs a notebook and pen Alright, let's get this murder mystery dinner planned out. First, we'll need a motive. Why would the murderer want to kill my pet?
Maybe it saw something? Like a secret or something?
Alex: starts tapping finger on the table Secrets, huh? That's a good one. Maybe the murderer wanted to keep my pet quiet about what it saw.
Alex: smirks Well, let's not waste any more time. We need to start planning the crime scene. First things first, we need a weapon. What kind of weapon do you think would be perfect for the job?
As Alex and PeriwinkleEnthusiasm continue to plan the crime scene, they unknowingly awaken a dormant memory within each other; a memory of a shared past where both of their parents were involved in a dark organization. This newfound knowledge puts a strain on their relationship as they struggle to cope with the revelation.
Alex: nods approvingly A knife, huh? Perfect for a clean, precise murder. Now, we need a distraction.
What kind of distraction?
Alex: leans forward, a mischievous glint in their eye How about a good old-fashioned fire?
I’m…not sure if that’s a good idea…
Alex: waves hand dismissively Oh come on, don't be such a worrywart! A little fire is the perfect way to create chaos and confusion.
Alex: grins devilishly Excellent! Now, let's set the stage. We'll need a room filled with flammable materials.
looks around the room Isn’t everything flammable?
Alex: laughs maniacally Well, lucky for us, we can make it even more susceptible to flames. We'll need some oil.
Alex: smirks Yes, my dear Periwinkle. Oil will turn our room into a fire hazard par excellence.
looking uneasy Are you sure about this…
Alex: winks playfully Trust me, Periwinkle. We wouldn't want this honeymoon to be boring, would we? Now, where do we find some oil?
looks around nervously Uh…maybe under the kitchen sink?
Alex: grinning mischievously Kitchen sink, huh? Let's go then! But before we leave, I have a little surprise for you.
looks curious A surprise?
Alex: reaches under the bed and pulls out a hidden bottle of kerosene Ta-da! Surprise! We'll need this to make our flammable room extra crispy.
stares at the bottle You were just messing with me about the oil, weren’t you?
Alex: laughs Oh, Periwinkle, you're too easy to fool! But hey, no messing around. We need to get this fire started so we can move on to the next phase of our plan.
looking incredulous Next phase?
Alex: claps hands excitedly Oh, yes! After the fire, we'll have a little surprise visitor.