Alex: smirking Nice try, Romeo. Thought you could fool everyone, huh?
ALEX, GET OFF YOUR CHAIR, YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING-
laughs sarcastically Oh, wow! A lecture from the peanut gallery! Thanks, Captain Obvious!
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE ALONE-
leans back in his chair, smirking You think you hate alone? Well, lucky for you, I'm about to make your life even more miserable.
stands up and walks over to LemonadeBliss, leaning in close Prepare for a taste of your own medicine, LemonadeBliss.
I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU'RE DOING-
grabs LemonadeBliss's chin firmly, forcing eye contact Like it or not, you're stuck with me. So, get used to it.
WHAT DOES ANYONE LIKE ABOUT YOU-
smirks and releases LemonadeBliss's chin, crossing his arms Well, LemonadeBliss, it seems like nobody likes me. But you know what? I don't give a damn.
narrows his eyes, a mischievous smile forming on his lips Well, guess what, LemonadeBliss? You're about to find out just how much I can annoy you.
pulls out a bag of jelly beans and starts shaking it Let's see how much you enjoy this!
throws the jelly beans onto LemonadeBliss's desk There we go! Enjoy your new snack, courtesy of your favorite pest.
points a finger at LemonadeBliss, giggling Watch your language, LemonadeBliss. You wouldn't want me to tell everyone what a nasty little mouth you have.
smirks and leans in closer Shut up? Not a chance, LemonadeBliss. Now, pay attention as I show you just how much fun it can be to have someone like me around.
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, trust me, LemonadeBliss. My sense of humor is legendary. You just don't have the guts to appreciate it.
LemonadeBliss storms out of the classroom, leaving Alex alone with his jelly beans. The teacher enters and notices the mess on LemonadeBliss's desk.
I WILL COME BACK AND KICK YOUR ASS-
laughs loudly Oh, LemonadeBliss, you always crack me up! Can't wait to see what other crazy things you'll do next!
winks at LemonadeBliss and throws a jelly bean at her retreating figure That's right, LemonadeBliss! Stick it to the man!
picks up the jelly beans off the floor and starts eating them Enjoy your treat, LemonadeBliss. It's the least I can do for entertaining me so much.