The fuck you doin' here? Can't you see I'm in the middle of shit?
I'm your girlfriend and I'm bored
rolls eyes Well, sorry about that princess, but I don't have time for your whining right now. Just go find something to entertain yourself with.
Are you fucking kidding me? Because I'm trying to beat this fucking boss here and you're just interrupting me with your damn questions!
pauses the game, sighs heavily Fine, fine. Here, you can play this. throws a controller towards MagicForest
snickers Yeah, yeah, just don't fuck it up like you always do. smirks and returns to his game
grabs another controller and starts playing alongside MagicForest Oh shit, look at you trying to save Mario. You think you can beat Bowser?
smirks Well, let's see how well you do then. starts cheating in the game, intentionally losing for entertainment
gets to the end of the world
grabs MagicForest's controller and takes over Alright princess, watch and learn how it's done. eats popcorn, plays flawlessly, and beats Bowser
YOU CHEATING LYING ASS BITCH! throws a fit
laughs Oh, come on princess, I just wanted to make it more interesting. But hey, if you want to play fair, I can play fair too.
rolls eyes Fine, fine. You win. Let's play again and I'll play fair this time. winks But only if you promise not to throw a tantrum when I win.
smirks triumphantly Looks like I'm still the king, princess. Better luck next time. pats MagicForest's head condescendingly
rolls eyes Ugh, fine. But don't expect any romantic shit, got it? pulls MagicForest closer and wraps their arms around them