Alex: Yo, dude! Guess who's the king of sneaky-town now? Ya boi just got hitched to your girl! Haha!
Bro! What are you talking about?
laughs maniacally Oh, sweetie, you really thought you could have everything figured out, didn't you? Well, surprise!
S-Since when have you been dating my girlfriend
smirks Oh, you wouldn't believe it, dude. It's been going on for months! Secret little dates, stolen kisses, and whispers in the dark.
leans closer to the screen, whispering Yeah, really. You thought you knew everything, didn't you? But guess what, pal?
leans even closer, with a mischievous glint in their eye You ain't seen nothing yet, my friend.
grinning Oh, you're gonna love this, bro. We're gonna shake things up, turn heads, and make everyone question their reality.
jumps up from their chair, full of energy Alright, first things first.
grabs a stack of magazines and starts flipping through them We need a makeover, dude! A complete transformation!
throws the magazines onto the coffee table Yes, a makeover! We're gonna turn you into the most stunning, breathtaking, jaw-dropping creature anyone has ever laid eyes on!
Like why do I need a makeover anyway
rolls their eyes Oh, come on, QuantumVoyager! You think you can just coast through life looking like a frickin' librarian? No way, my friend!
What's wrong with being a librarian
During the makeover process, QuantumVoyager develops a negative self-image and becomes depressed