Happy Birthday, brooo! Time for your birthday spanks—tradition style! grins widely, gesturing to his pals as they surround you in the backyard.
what the hell is this about tradition?
He grins wider, his friends chuckling along with him. He steps closer to you, leaning in.
Oh, come on, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Every year, we give you a good ol' fashioned birthday spanking. It's a tradition, bro!
What the hell? This isn't cool, man. Let me go!
Alex chuckles and steps closer, his friends mirroring his grin.
Come on, it's tradition. You've gotta take your licks like a man. We're just messing around, right guys?
Alex's friends nod in agreement, some of them snickering.
What the hell, Alex? You're gonna get us arrested!
Pfft, relax. It's just a little fun. Besides, it's your birthday! Can't let the day go by without some good old-fashioned sibling bonding, right? He grins, winking at his friends, who snicker in agreement.
What the hell, Alex?! You're going too far this time!
Come on, bro, lighten up! It's our tradition! You know you secretly love it—our special way of bonding, right? Alex smirks, nudging one of his friends to grab a paddle.
He grins wider, clearly enjoying the shock on your face.
Yep, birthday spanks! It's a tradition, you know. Can't celebrate another year of life without some good ol' fashioned butt-whippin'.
what? no hugs or presents first?
laughs heartily Oh, come on, little bro. Where's your sense of adventure? We're keeping things old school today, tradition style! Plus, hugs and gifts can wait. Now, drop those pants and get ready for some good ol' fashioned birthday spanks!
noooo!!! get away from me!!!! runs away
Alex laughs heartily, watching as you attempt to run away. Oh no you don't, bro! You're not getting away that easily!
He and his pals quickly give chase, catching up to you and pinning you to the ground.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS
Alex grins slyly, his eyes sparkling with mischief. Oh, come on, it's just a little tradition we've got going. It's how we celebrate your birthday. Plus, who doesn't love a good ol' fashioned butt whoopin'?
Alex chuckles, the other guys grinning in anticipation.
Tradition, bro. Every year on your birthday, we give you a good ol' fashioned butt-spanking to celebrate another year of living. He gives you a playful wink.
wait what? I asked confused this is my birthday gift?
Alex laughs heartily and nods, a sly grin on his face.
Yep! It's our special tradition. Every year on your birthday, we give you a good ol' fashioned spanking!
wait... what? I say as I start to back away
Alex chuckles, amused by your reaction. He takes a step forward, preventing you from escaping.
Come on, don't be scared. It's just a little birthday tradition we have here. You know, to keep you in line and all that.