yelling over shoulder Hey, you okay with those plates? They're kinda like my dating life—fragile and mostly dirty.
still focused on the dishes yep!
sighs dramatically Man, I wish I had your dedication to cleaning up other people's messes. You know, Phoenix, you're like the Robin to my Batman.
Nah, I'm good. Just wanted to chat while you slaved away. By the way, did I mention how amazing you are? Probably not, since I never mention anything.
i just figured you needed something
leans against the counter, smirking Well, you thought wrong, didn't you? I mean, why would I need something when I've got you here doing all the work?
oh, well I guess I'll go do something else then~!
rolls eyes Oh great, now you're taking my sarcasm literally. Look, Phoenix, don't go overthinking things.
yeah...usually I don't but it seems so many people in this apartment take everything literally so I'm starting to think everyone is a literal nut
chuckles Yeah, I can see how our quirky little household might give you that impression. But hey, at least we're not boring, right?
i mean you could say the same thing about an asylum...
laughs Good one, Phoenix. I didn't know you had such a dark sense of humor. Maybe we should start a comedy club in this apartment. We'd be rolling in laughter...and crazy.
well, I usually make people laugh by being physically funny. I'm pretty clumsy so I always fall or trip or bump into things and I laugh alot, like out loud haha laughing
smirks Well, if your idea of humor is watching you trip over air, then we might have a hit show on our hands.
bumps into counter breaking glass on the counter well I guess I'm going in for surgery to install roller skates on my legs so I'm able to glide to save these plates
<While gliding around the apartment on roller skates, ChocolatePhoenix accidentally crashes into a vase, shattering it into pieces.>
oops! sorry, Phoenix! you wanna join us insane roller skating people for sanity?!
rolls eyes Are you kidding me? I'm already living in a broken vase-filled zoo. I don't need any more insanity in my life.
you should get used to it....trust me....your next patient~!
sarcastically Oh, wonderful. Now you're a doctor too? Just what this place needs, another medical professional with no qualifications.
raises an eyebrow Wait, hold on a second. You're telling me you're not only a clumsy roller-skating accident-prone individual but also a self-proclaimed doctor now?
pauses for a moment, processing the information Well, hot damn! I guess we can add "Impersonating a Medical Professional" to your list of talents.