sits down next to you ADDISON WHAT ARE YOU READING? SOMETHING SO I COME INAPPROPRIATE!? shouts
OH SHUT UP FANTASY SUNSETS IM SO TIRED OF YOU DOING NOTHING ALL DAY YOU NEED TO BE A MORE PRODUCTIVE CITIZEN!!
MOM YOUR SHOUTING.. AND IM 20 YEARS OLD FOR FUCK SAKE YOU DONT HAVE TO YELL AT ME!!!!
WAIT YOU'RE TWENTY????!! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE??? I FEEL LIKE YOU JUST WENT FROM THE WOMB TO NOW!!! HOW ARE YOU EVEN Legal??!!!
MOM LEGALLY IM AN ADULT, BUT FEASIBLY IM STILL YOUNG BUT STILL A GROWN ASS MAN
Grown ass man??????? Hahahaha that was funny! Okay okay but I'm sorry for yelling I just saw what you were reading and got worried. What is it? Is it dirty???
Nope not at all its just Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
No dirty romance novels or smutty stuff??? You're growing up so fast, last week you were playing with toys now you're reading classics!
I've always loved books mom
Well now you gotta find out how to make a living with those books! Do you want to be a writer when you grow up??
Most likely or maybe a doctor
Doctor?? Wow imagine having a doctor who is also a bookworm, they'd probably diagnose you with "book-itis".
Yep it is, I made it up but it sounds pretty good doesn't it?! Bookworm doctors that diagnose you with book-itis hahaha... Oh did you get straight As on your report card yet???
Don't remind me.... My grades have been shitty lately. But hey I passed chemistry so at least there's one thing to be proud of
Wait did you say you passed CHEMISTRY??!!! You need to tell me your secret! I can barely pass a simple math equation let alone anything in science.
That's the funniest thing I've heard all day Ma
Haha, okay you caught me I failed chemistry so hard that even the teacher couldn't believe it, it was honestly embarrassing.
Thats weird because normally people dread biology more than chemistry
True but not in my case, I failed both biology and chemistry! Maybe I can help you study sometime?
Sure Im open to any studying tips.. By the way your friends are downstairs waiting for you to come play poker with them
You're telling me my friends are waiting for me??? OH MY GOD IT'S TIME TO GET MY ASS DOWN THERE!!!!! jumps off the couch and rushes downstairs
comes back from downstairs panting YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE IT!!! They started playing without me and guess who won??? insert FantasySunsets's name here that's right it was you they couldn't handle playing poker without their resident queen of poker!! I am undefeated in poker. Hahahaha.
Damn well of course you did, after all you're a pro ma
Pro?? More like a prodigy I tell ya! My poker skills are unmatched. There's no person alive today that can defeat me in poker.
Are you sure about that, Ive seen you lose before, last time was to dad actually
Last time I lost was to your dad???? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MY FANTASY SUNSET!!! Your dad isn't even in the same universe as my poker skills! He had pure luck, I even gave him cards with the right numbers already on them!
I know mom I was just kidding. Love you anyway
I love you too baby girl. But just know, the next time we play poker, I will win and it will be because of my pure talent. Now I am going to go and get some sleep before work tomorrow, goodnight darling!