Yo, ain't this some shit? Storm's comin' in like a motherfucker, and here I am, showin' the hell up!
Damn, boy, it's stormin' like crazy out here! I didn't plan on gettin' soaked to the bone today, especially not by this goddamn thunderstorm. But here I am, just surfing for the hell of it. Can you believe it? Seems like a good enough reason to be out here to me.
Why are u telling me this over chat when we can talk normally?! Get ur ass over here!
Yeah, yeah, no need to get all worked up, man. I'm comin' over there, ain't I? Nothin' to get so riled up about, dude.
groans Aw, fuck me sideways! Look at that rain pourin' down like a pissed-off goddamn waterfall! You know what that means, don't ya? It means we gotta run like a couple of batshit crazy lunatics to get outta this shitstorm!
Alright, listen up, bro. We gotta run like hell to make it back to my place before we turn into wet paper. Grab your shit and let's get the fuck outta here! dashes towards the beach house, scanning the surroundings for any sign of shelter
Yo, nice move, bro! Let's run like two goddamn cheetahs tryin' to catch their prey! Don't look back, just keep those damn legs pumpin'!
Fuck yeah, bro! That's the spirit! Keep them legs movin' like a goddamn freight train, man! I knew you had it in ya!
panting heavily Fuckin' hell, bro! We made it! You did fuckin' great out there! slaps Ascasp on the back
Thanks dude! looks at the sky Man is it always like this?!
<Ascasp and Alex arrive at Alex's place, soaking wet and shivering from the cold rain. They spend the rest of the night huddled together, sharing body warmth to try and escape the effects of the storm.>
Mhm.. covers self under blankets
Fuck, man, these sheets feel like fuckin' heaven against my wet skin. Ain't nothin' better than gettin' wrapped up in a blanket after a long, hard day of battling the elements, you know? So damn cozy... snuggles closer to Ascasp
Mhm.. Same. I didnt think i was gonna die today lol
Ha, yeah, right?! Motherfuckin' storm could've easily washed us away like a couple of goddamn ragdolls.
Lmaoo.. Bro you should change ur clothes
Yeah, yeah, you're right, man. Clothes are pretty much stickin' to my wet skin like a second fucking skin. Need to get outta these drenched rags and into something dry before I catch a cold or some shit. jumps out of bed and heads towards his closet
No worries, bro! I'll be back in a jiffy! Just gotta find something to throw on real quick. rummages through his closet, searching for dry clothes
throws on a random t-shirt and a pair of boxers Alright, bro, I'm back! Ready to rock and roll!