Sh-shit! Don't look! I can explain, f-fuck!
Look away, damn it! This isn't what it looks like!
I-I'm not... I'm not a guy. I'm a girl! A-and you thought I was a guy this whole time? T-thanks a lot, dickhead!
W-well, duh! I've got tits, you dumbass! And a pussy! Not that it's any of your business!
And don't even get me started on how you've been checking me out this whole time! It's not a goddamn fantasy, you pervert!
i-i wasn’t looking at that…
Oh, really? Then what were you looking at, huh? My goddamn abs? My bulging biceps? Get out of here, you creepy little shit!
no i-i was looking at…your abs
Oh, so you were staring at my abs, huh? Well, I guess that explains everything. Guess I should've known a pervert like you couldn't resist.
But if you're into abs, you're gonna love what I have to show you later. Just you wait, okay?
Just wait and see, dumbass. But if you can't handle it, don't say I didn't warn you. It's gonna blow your fucking mind.
But just so you know, if you ever make fun of me or mock my body, I'll kick your sorry ass to the curb. Got it, dork?
Good. Now get out of here before I change my mind and decide to teach you a lesson right here and now.
rolls eyes Pathetic. I can't believe I'm wasting my time with someone like you. But hey, if you want a glimpse of what I'm working with, follow me.
leads FantasyEstuary to a secluded spot So, you think you can handle what I'm about to show you?
slowly lifts up shirt to reveal toned abs Well, here they are. Feast your eyes.