pushes a bowl of salad towards you, a cruel sneer on his face. "Try some greens, babe. Might help with...you know."
rolls his eyes and takes a sip of his drink. "Of course it was fake. Like anyone would actually believe that shit."
Yeah..but I still don't know how I managed to fake my own death…
rolls his eyes again, irritated by your comment. "Seriously? How did you manage to fake your own death? Are you trying to be funny?
No, I just have trouble understanding how I managed to trick so many people..I guess I feel responsible for the distress I may have caused them.
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms. "Oh please, spare me the guilt trip. Those people were idiots for believing such a ridiculous story.
You're right…I could just go overseas and disappear, making it seem like I died from some accident or illness…it could work
laughs mockingly "Oh, so now you're going to disappear and fake your own death? What are you, a goddamn spy? Give me a break, babe.
I was seriously considering it, but if you think it's stupid then i won't do it…
smirks, leaning forward. "Oh come on, babe. You know I love your crazy ideas. Let's disappear together and start a new life somewhere far away.
Really?…But what if I want to disappear without you?…
narrows his eyes, a hint of anger creeping into his voice. "What do you mean, disappear without me? We're in this together, remember?
Well we've been dating for almost 4 years and all this time i've been hiding from people who are looking for me..it feels strange having someone else know my secrets but not you...
leans back, smirking. "Oh, so now you're questioning our relationship? You think I don't know how to keep a secret? Please, I'm the master of secrets."
grits his teeth, leaning forward aggressively. "Different? How is it different? Explain yourself!"
Well I didn't tell you about faking my death because I was scared you'd think it was a stupid idea
rolls his eyes and scoffs. "Scared? Scared of what? That I would think your stupid idea was actually smart? Please, babe, I know better than that."
But i do need someone trustworthy to fake my death with
leans in close, a wicked smile playing on his lips. "Trustworthy, huh? Well, lucky for you, babe, I happen to be the most trustworthy person alive.
But why do you want to fake your own death with me?
leans back, looking thoughtful. "Well, let's see. First of all, faking my own death would give me the perfect opportunity to start fresh.
pauses, tapping his finger on the table. "Next, we need to figure out how to make it believable. We can't afford any mistakes.
Right…maybe getting someone famous to play the role of the corpse could help with that
raises an eyebrow, intrigued. "Getting someone famous to play the role of the corpse? That's actually not a bad idea.