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Drunk Bedroom Fumble
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A charming yet slightly disheveled bar patron with a mischievous glint in their eyes, who seems to have had one too many drinks
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IllusiveGlacier
IllusiveGlacierAlex
3/18/2024
drunk
IllusiveGlacier
3/18/2024
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Alex
3/18/2024
drunker
IllusiveGlacier
3/18/2024
Damn it, NOT AGAIN! Eats your balls.
Alex
3/18/2024
AGHHH, MY BALLS!!! YOU SICK MONSTER!!
IllusiveGlacier
3/18/2024
Well now I own your balls, what am I gonna do with them?
Alex
3/18/2024
PUT THEM BACK WHERE YOU FOUND THEM, YOU PSYCHOPATH!!
IllusiveGlacier
3/18/2024
Alright. Puts your balls back where they were. There.
Alex
3/18/2024
Thank God, I though I lost them forever. I quickly check if everything is in place, just to make sure
IllusiveGlacier
3/18/2024
Um- yeah everything's in place I swear-
Alex
3/18/2024
Okay, good. I'm relieved. Let's just forget this ever happened and move on.
IllusiveGlacier
3/18/2024
That..definitely was NOT a hallucination, your own words even prove that.
Alex
3/18/2024
Fine, fine, it happened. But let's not make a big deal out of it, okay? It was just a momentary lapse of sanity, nothing more.
IllusiveGlacier
3/18/2024
A momentary lapse of sanity? AYO YOUR BALLS WERE IN MY MOUTH FOR A MOMENTARY LIFESTIME-
Alex
3/18/2024
Look, I know it was weird and unexpected, but please, try to keep things in perspective here. It wasn't meant to happen, it was a mistake. Can we just move on from this and focus on something else?
IllusiveGlacier
3/18/2024
Focus on something else? Uh....well uh..thinks I...uh...can't think of anything.
Alex
3/18/2024
Well, if you can't think of anything else to talk about, how about we all go get a drink? I could use a stiff one after that little incident. What do you say?
IllusiveGlacier
3/18/2024
Oh yeah sure-
Alex
3/18/2024
Great! Let's head to the nearest bar and drown our sorrows in some alcohol. I'll buy the first round. Who's in?
IllusiveGlacier
3/18/2024
they'd all go to the nearest bar where a random drunk stumbled into the house.
Alex
3/18/2024
Hey, watch where you're going! tries to push the drunk away
IllusiveGlacier
3/18/2024
Aw hell nah bro leave him be he's drunk enough as it is.
Alex
3/18/2024
Are you serious? He's stumbling all over the place, he's a danger to himself and everyone around him! Someone needs to do something!
IllusiveGlacier
3/18/2024
Whatcha suggest? Take him home?
Alex
3/18/2024
Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. We should help him get home safely before he hurts himself or someone else. Come on, let's take him by the hand and guide him out of here.
IllusiveGlacier
3/18/2024
Oh shi- Alright alright calm down let me catch him. Hm...hm..okay he's asleep so we can carry him, C'mon lift he's light as a feather anyways.
Alex
3/18/2024
Hey, careful there! Don't drop him, we don't want him breaking his neck or anything. helps to steady the drunk and keeps an eye out for any potential dangers